Milf

An attractive older female-- "mother I'd like to fornicate (with)"

Your mother is so pretty, she's a milf.

by AUSTIN STONEMAN September 24, 2003

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Hot, sexually attractive woman in her 30s or 40s. Lusted after by horny teenage boys, who coined the term. The MILF may or may not give herself up to the horny friends of her teenage son.

Kid #1-Dude, I fucked that big-titted blonde MILF Donna! She is a total freak in bed, dude!
Kid #2-Dude, that's my mom.

by slutlover123 February 19, 2009

MILF

Prnc. Milf

Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Generally used when someone has a hot mum.
Can be changed to: Dilf (Dad), Silf (sister), Jilf (Any one whose name starts with 'J')

"Wow, she's a Milf!"

by Robert-M June 29, 2006

Sarah Palin MILF

A Moron I'd Like to Forget.

Glenn Beck, what a maroon! A real Sarah Palin MILF, that one.

by The Phantom Pangolin June 7, 2010

MILF scouting

An act usually performed at an event where a large number of mothers will be present, for example a school football match or open evening, where one simply walks around the event looking out for and admiring young or middle aged mothers that they wouldn't mind genitally infiltrating.

"I've been made to take parents around the school at open evening today, it's an effort and a half"

"Mate, its the perfect oppurtunity to do a bit of MILF scouting"

"OHHH YEAHH, that makes it so much more worth it"

by Wangdalf January 30, 2008

MILF

A commonly-used internet acronym/slang that stands for "Mom I'd Like to Fly". This is an inspirational acronym commonly compared to "Dream Big"

Son: MILF
Mother: Sure honey!

by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

She is one hot MILF

by PurrKrystal May 10, 2009