merry

my bff! the only one that would get two coffes two states away at starbucks for me and her to drink 7 hours later,

the freindship bracelet master! the one who is getting me a gift every birthday and christmas she can count on! merry if your reading this its me myah! my loyalty will never break to you merryy, -meeeeeeeeee

merry: myah u SURE you dont want a trampoline?
me: *stutters uncontrollably* M-MERRY I WANT AN INSTANT CAMERA! NOT SOMETHING WORTH 500 DOLLARS!!!
me & merry laughing : merry:ill think on the instant camera then<3
me: *melts from feeling like a golddigger and a betrayer*
merry looking down at me: myah- 64 dolllars isnt that mu-
*faints from feeling horrible *
merry: ;~; - MOM CALL 911!!!!!!!!!

by keep_smiling_queen September 26, 2020

A merry mojzis

During Christmas, you find yourself under a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the other gender. You ejaculate on the same sex partner, and rub your dick on a pinecone.

Dude its Christmas eve, but I can't wait to have a merry Mojzis tomorrow

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

Merri

The spelling of her name says it all—unique. Her smile and candor lights up a room instantly. People gravitate to her due to her warmth, masterful planning, wit, and beauty. She may be a bit obsessed with Friends and cheesy Hallmark movies, but makes the best pasta and partner around. A queen, goddess, and essential to any party.

Elizabeth Taylor petitioned to change her first name to “Merri”.
Do you have something in your front pocket, or did looking at Merri do that?

by Kermithefroggggggyayyyy November 23, 2021

Merry Toppins

A bastardization of "Marry Poppins" used to describe topping off a high with a couple of extra hits just upon departure from Pike's Peak (see: pike's peak)

Let's have a quick very Merry Toppins

by MerryPoppins September 4, 2018

Miss merry

Somebody who can eat there body wait and still be hungry

Friend: look at her she's a miss merry
Me: For real

by Jarbllee February 17, 2022

merry hannukwanzaamas

What you say when thou don't know someone's religion and you want to say something more original than "Happy holidays!"you don't know someone's religion and you want to say something more original than "Happy holiday!"

A: Happy holidays!
B: Um thanks...
A: Okay merry hannukwanzaamas!
B: Haha thanks! You too!

by Little_whitegirl November 26, 2014

The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round

The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round is when a guy sits in the center of your local kindergarten playground's merry-go-round while one of each female race stands around the circle naked and bends over ass facing inwards. The merry-go-round is then spun, which gives the man in the center a 360 degree view of all the asses around the world.

"Dude, my girlfriend let me ride the multi-cultural merry-go-round last night and I've never been the same!"

by Binkinater November 14, 2018