mellied

the act of surviving an onslaught of lies prompted by intoxication and carelessness.

She told you she didn't have the clap?!
-ohhh! You got mellied!

by Cxcx99 November 4, 2007

Melled

Inspired by Mel Gibson. An emotional outburst of disparaging comments that reslut in negative consequences that force an insincere apology. Outburst may be accompanied by derogatory, racist, bigotted and or hateful verbiage.

Q: Dude what happened in court today?

A: "The judge was a shifty Jew and I totally melled it".

by AKAWhirlwind July 7, 2010

Melle

A beautiful Dutch boy who has a wicked sense of humour and is so kind. Jokes about a lot but is a great friend and at the end of the day are lucky to have around.

P1: omg mells is perfect

P2: mells?

P1: Melle who else, he is bae

by Adisonel May 23, 2018

mealy apple

a person of romantic interest with a pleasant outward appearance yet inwardly someone you can't move away from fast enough

Last night I went out with that hot guy from Nordstrom and was he a mealy apple.

by josie voe February 8, 2008

mellencamp

To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because "it hurts so good."

Man I just took a mellencamp!

by therealstatz July 5, 2009

mellifluous

Sweetly flowing; producing honey.

The mellifluous blah blah blah whatever.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

mellybug

A parasite that, in textbook terms, is a small cream-colored insect that survives by feeding off plants causing their leaves to drop off at the stem. Slowly sucking the life out of it. Correctly spelled, Mealybug.

My plant had to be dowsed in pesticide to kill all the Mealybugs.

by Parasites August 5, 2003