Mallard

A person, usually male, who has a personality similar to that of a grumpy old man. This person is no fun, always appears tired, and tends to shoot down ideas. Voice is usually nasal, and pauses for a long time before speaking when in conversation and always wants to eat salty food. Tends to remind one of a duck (hence the name)

Person 1: Hey man, did you do last night's homework?
Person 2:.......No!
Person 1: Jeez ok. Did you get enough sleep last night?
Person 2:.......What do you think?
Person 1: Well I don't know that's why I asked.
Person 2:....... Do you have any peanuts?!
Person 3: Wow what a mallard

by JoshDuhamelin"When in Rome" November 6, 2011

Melad

To Stress and Obsess unnecessarily about something trivial Especially a Female.

I was totally Melading today I checked my phone like every ten seconds to see if she texted me.

by Sugar Tank October 7, 2008

mallard duck

Used in jobs where you are an instructor. You make this the perfect lesson plan, so when you stop caring about your job and a supervisor shows up to evaluate you, you look awsome.

Key Phrases in George Bush mallard duck speach: freedom, peace, oil

by Matt$ April 26, 2006

Rubber Mallard

A sex position in which the male hangs upside down by his ankles by a rubber cord attached to the ceiling. The female hangs on with her hands to whatever it is the male is hanging from, and this produces a nice bouncing effect with the rubber cord.

The term comes from the rubber cord used to attach the male's ankles to the ceiling with, and the term "mallard" is due to the fact that the male, when hanging upside down, resembles how a mallard looks when it is being hung upside down after being hunted.

The term is also the inspiration for a famous Ultimate Frisbee team, the "Rubber Mallards"

"What did you do last night?"
"Me and my girlfriend tried out the Rubber Mallard; it was amazing!"

by playa_h&f April 18, 2010

dirty mallard

the act of scraping some duck butter from your grundle
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez

Joe: what's that on your face?

Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard

Joe:....tisfu

by Blake C. June 16, 2008

meglana

one of the coolest superhero twins ever!

if you need to take down bad guys call the meglana twins!

by meglana December 23, 2008

Melaena

her children are gay and one looks like a carp they have no friends and she smells of shit her son wheres cloat googles what a faggot

dont be a melaena slag

by oli harding June 15, 2018