mass carriers

INSTANT WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hell yeah...instant win.

Mass carriers 4 life!

Star Craft will beat Halo because mass carriers = instant win!!

by Mass carriers May 3, 2004

women of mass frustration

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"

My mom is totally being a WMF today.

by Lon September 2, 2005

body massage

A massage of the body.

Kid #1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid #2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid #1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid #2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid #2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."

by The J-Spot January 17, 2005

beer massacre

See beer murderer.

This is beer murder at a large scale. The party host usually finds out about it when he cleans up after the party.

Party host: God damn it. Look at all these half-full bottles i collected from the room. More then 10 of them. It's been a beer massacre. I have to throw all this beer away now. What a bunch of assholes.

by dickkwikkwek January 6, 2007

Mass Carriers

A Carrier is arguably the most powerful unit in the game StarCraft. With enough of them, you can kill God.

Mass Carriers = Instant Win!

by KPT February 23, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

Any of multiple substances which can not be found in Iraq, an excuse to obtain oil.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...George W. Bush

by buttonshXc February 7, 2004

Bowling Green Massacre

A special night in Kellyanne Conway's life in which she was consensually double penetrated by 2 Iraqi refugees at Bowling Green State University. It is reported that she moaned the words "Allah Akbar" for nearly 3 hours straight during the event. Despite the fact that she could never quite walk the same again, multiple sources report that it was the best night of her life. Unfortunately, the 2 Iraqi refugees never called her again after that night, which she still hasn't gotten over.

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm very disappointed that the Bowling Green Massacre didn't get covered by the media. Well...at least I got covered by 2 Iraqis!"

by 2Iraqirefugees February 3, 2017