A industrial metal band from Guernsey comprising of six members, often in varying levels of consciousness, kept alive by the mechanical love pump of the lobster within.
by Sandy Castle May 13, 2005
Get the mechanical lobster mug.1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
After putting together her Hoosier Hysteria High School Baskteball puzzle, Erin retired for a relaxing evening of Virginia Slims and lobsterbation.
by ssaaaammm September 7, 2005
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by Mitch and Mandy March 29, 2007
Get the Lobster Tits mug.1.The most gangsta creature to ever exist on the face of the earth!!!
2.The 'in' way of spelling lobster.
Note: a lobsta is NOT a crayfish!!
2.The 'in' way of spelling lobster.
Note: a lobsta is NOT a crayfish!!
by Gracii August 8, 2008
Get the Lobsta mug.1. A lobster is a New England term for a girl who most likely has a pretty face, nice torso but from the waist down carries an ass the size of a small planet. The ass expands to the circumference of roughly her height (or more). She is called a lobster because like the tasty shellfish "all the meat is in the tail"!
"yah dude, I mean wicked awesome! I was gonna ask that hottie in the pick up truck out but when she opened the door all I could think of was grabbing my nutcrackers and drawn butter..cause she was no doubt the biggest lobster I'd evah seen!"
"No Shit dood, she could win miss clam bake this year!!"
"No Shit dood, she could win miss clam bake this year!!"
by nhrugga October 28, 2006
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Get the lobster mug.A sexual position that involves two guys and a girl. The girl leans back and one guy eats her out while the other guy gets a blowjob from the girl.
Girl 1 - "So what did you do last night?"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"
by Malleable February 9, 2008
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