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lumber liquidator

noun • a manner of reference to a characteristically vitriolic bitch who is either possessive of the predisposition to, or who has previously undertaken the action of removing the male phallic organ, usually subsequent to becoming enraged and overcome by her own flippant and ungainly emotions, to the point of performing such a heinous and vengeful act. Furthermore, such dismemberment is usually accomplished via the utilization of a sharp object, or potentially one that is comparatively duller if the perpetrator desires for a more lengthy and torturous removal and later thrown into adjacent vegetation and/or woods in order to secure difficulty in locating the separated life-giving essence of the human race.

Also see peter eskeeter
Anthony: Awww shucks, that lumber liquidator Maggie done got me, looks like imma be stuck without my ween. Guess I’ll get back to sitting on my ass. Ueh ueh ueh
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 January 11, 2020
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Liquid Ace

Liquid Ace is the colloquial term to define a poop that is hot, entirely liquid, and mostly painless. Whilst in some cases there may be splashback requiring several wipes, or residual spicyness on the anus, the term Liquid Ace is inclusively used to define hot, liquidy poop regardless of other factors.

Adjectives may be inserted to further exemplify the characteristics of this particular Liquid Ace. For example "Steaming Liquid Ace", "Extra spicy Liquid Ace", "Scalding yellow Liquid Ace".
"Oh, man. This morning? Steaming hot Liquid Ace. Don't know where it came from, but it was super satisfying"
by Supreme_kicker_of_dongs January 30, 2016
mugGet the Liquid Acemug.

liquid meth

5 hour energy mixed with a redbull, chased by a shot of espresso.

It will most likely kill you.
"We dared David to try some liquid meth. He got an engineering degree in 3 days, then his chest caved in and he bled caffeine."
by LoveDumpster December 17, 2013
mugGet the liquid methmug.

liquid bond

when a girl cant dump a guy even after he has cheated on her multiple times because she lost her virginity to him.
Brooke won't dump Greg because she has a liquid bond
by baseballl playa March 20, 2010
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Liquid Gold

Known as crude oil for how expensive it has gotten and how much of war country's put out for it.
Opec control's most of the liquid gold.
by juukbox April 5, 2011
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liquid nut

All the substance embodied by the incredibly full, round flavor of the nuttiest seed. The flavor explosion that overwhelms your mouth, encompasses your tongue and sticks to all that it touches. Especially enjoyed by my dog.
Madison, did you prefer my crunchy or creamy liquid nut better?
by P3NTH0US3 September 13, 2019
mugGet the liquid nutmug.

ass liquid

When you've eaten something that has totally fucked up your stomach.
Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid
Yo I have no fucking idea what I ate but I've been pushing ass liquid for 3 days straight
by Milo_Slayr March 28, 2016
mugGet the ass liquidmug.

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