Skip to main content

Doesn't look like he knows how to use his dick

Somebody who looks like they don't know what they're doing. A person who is confused. Somebody who hasn't got a clue. People or person who look or seem like they can't be trusted.

also

Someone who has little sexual expertise.
I wouldn't trust that guy, he DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE KNOWS HOW TO USE HIS DICK.
by Prettypolly76 June 28, 2011
mugGet the Doesn't look like he knows how to use his dick mug.
Right for a large audience lots of people will read this so give some background information don’t name your friends will reject inside jokes and definitions naming noncelebrities in the boxes below link to other words with square brackets for example booty will become booty
All of the definitions on urban dictionary were written by people just like you now is your chance to add your own
by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019
mugGet the All of the definitions on urban dictionary were written by people just like you now is your chance to add your own mug.
You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.
You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
mugGet the You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you. mug.

Shawty-Rock-to-da-beat-like-this

emphasis on a person similar to MR, MRS, OR MAM so they know what you're about to say is official.
guess wut Shawty-Rock-to-da-beat-like-this...
Q: do you think you're cute
A: yea i'm cute
Q:do you think you're fat
A: HELL NAW Shawty-Rock-to-da-beat-like-this!
by imani tsunami February 6, 2008
mugGet the Shawty-Rock-to-da-beat-like-this mug.

To get on the shovel like a ninja

The act of sniffing white powder,flour,bicarbonate,soap and baking powder.
It's often performed by coke-addicts and idiots.
It also applies to ketamine consumers like Fernando Manzo.
''He's so screwed that likes to get on the shovel like a ninja''
by Fernandito manzo November 28, 2011
mugGet the To get on the shovel like a ninja mug.
To drink half a lager, and somehow manage to get completely refreshed.

Be rat arsed on ginger.

Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.
Guy 1. Fuck me, check Mc-he's chattin up Emma already! Must be steamin'...

Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!

Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
mugGet the To have a threshold like a UN debate mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email