the scarlet letter

Most... boring... book... ever, by Nathaniel Hawthorne

I guarantee you, you won't be able to stay interested long enough to read just five sentences of this piece of shit. It's nothing but paragraphs that are one page long, talking about a bunch of crap that you can't understand, which leaves you thinking "ok.. now where the hell is all the fun stuff?"

"In fact, this scaffold constituted a portion of a penal machine, which now, for two or three generations past, has been merely historical and traditionary among us, but was held, in the old time, to be as effectual an agent in the promotion of good citizenship, as ever was the guillotine among the terrorists of France." - Passage from The Scarlet Letter.

Seriously.. does that sound interesting to you?

by SomeBadJoke October 7, 2006

3 letter man

WWII Navy slang meaning FAG, a term used on the battleship USS Texas and possibly other navy ships.

Seamen First Class Benjamin Dover is a strong 3 letter man who swabs the poopdeck.

by K Werz. February 11, 2008

Chain Letter

A form of forward letters that are illegal in real life, so now a bunch of idiots have begun doing it in real life.

I hate those damn chain letters.

by Dude November 25, 2003

Letterkenny

A Canadian cooking show which provides a deep dive into the lives of chefs with varying opinions about the best way to prepare their Berta beef.

Landing lollops in Letterkenny is likely to leave you with at least a little lump on your lip.

by darkwebz August 9, 2019

double letters

when a frat guy or sorority girl overdoes their Greek pride by wearing multiple articles of clothing with their Greek letters on them, whether it be a hat and a shirt, a shirt and shorts, open jacket with t-shirt underneath. Considered to be lame and over the top in Greek communities.

The Crows always overdo it by representing double letters like the lame asses they are.

by RowansFinest April 20, 2008

lexperiment

Short for "Life Experiment"

Deliberately doing something new in your life and evaluating its results. Lexperiments have no categorical limitations and can involve any aspect of personal interest - physical, social, financial, mental, etc.

Emily: I wonder if I can make it without Facebook for a week...
John: You should make that a lexperiment.

by he_who_hoboes June 18, 2011

lexber

A lexber is the type of person that makes people laugh with stupid jokes and make you realize why its even funny. lexbers are usually males who are decently smart. lexbers have a straight up personality, and are always good to have around. lexbers are very trustworthy and does not always like everyone the meet usually needs to have a strong connection before becoming good friends. all lexbers are unique, funny, kind, smart, honest, and genuine friend.

lexber is the hottest guy in my class

by DATE HIM GIRLS June 1, 2017