The Letter C

The Letter C (noun), the third letter of the alphabet, also known as the most fucking useless letter I have ever fucking seen. What the shit? Why can't it make up it's mind? Sometimes it makes a K sound and sometimes it makes an S sound. The alphabet has 26 letters, why don't we make it a nice round number of 25?

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Carl
Person 1: With a K or C?
Person 2: With The Letter C
Person 1: Fuck you

by TheChikGoesBok April 13, 2021

David Letterman

An idiot comic from Indiana who is the Host of the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He actually began his television career as a meteorologist in Indianapolis. Letterman is a chain smoker with a dry sense of humor. He has the dumbest latenight talkshow ever and should be taken off the air. He is probably the biggest mouthpiece for the state of Indiana.

David Letterman is a foul-mouthed, humorless and vulgar idiot who should be taken of tv.

by [e-mail] October 15, 2007

French Letter

A condom. Used to protect against AIDS and HIVs during sex.

Man: I wish I wore a french letter at the prom.

by spartan69er April 22, 2006

Four Letter Word

1. Slang term for a vulgar word because most of the most vulgar words are four letters long. All of George Carlin's Seven Dirty words are either four letters long, or contain a vulgar four letter word.

2. Any word, that while not vulgar, may have unpleasant connotations to the person referring to it as such.

1. Bob got fired from his job because he said a four letter word to a customer

2. Love is a four letter word

by Lord Butterknife December 22, 2008

I wanna suck your dick letter

Words that that suck up you know writes to your professor/boss Its pretty much something super kiss ass that someone says or writes

Kissass: Omfg I love your hair, I just wanted to compliment you on the amazing way you hold your pen, also I just wanted to clear, that I agree with everything you say! :D

You, who went through your boss' email: ahahaha WOW THIS IS THE BEST I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK LETTER, yet! where is that forward button?

by Suckdickletter February 17, 2009

David Letterman

Legendary talk-show host and comedic genious.

Host of "Late Show with David Letterman," which stars long-time music director, Paul Shaffer, along with the CBS Orchestra. Also features long-time announcer, Alan Kalter, owner of the "Hello Deli", Rupert Jee, and a variety of other regular guests and acts. Shown on CBS. Weeknights, 11:30 P.M. ET/PT.

Dave Letterman could kick Jay Leno's fat ass any day of the week.

Jay Leno is a putz, compared to David Letterman.

Who the hell is this jackass Jay Leno!? The only talk-show host I know, or care about is David Letterman.

by Sam June 18, 2004

letter box

A square or rectangular prism shaped box commonlly situated at the front of peoples houses mounted on a post or in a precut hole in the fence. A letter box can usaully consist of two different holes; a rectangular hole cut into the letterbox, which is where the postman or postwoman places paper messages encased in a an adressed envolope. The other hole is a round cylinder, where pointless paper, also known as junkmail, is inserted by the paper boy. On the letter box,it is very common to have the number that represents the house that the letter box is used for. Some letter boxes can be locked by a small padlock to prevent people from stealing your mail (this is highly recommeded if you live in a shitty/dodgy neibourhood). Most people like to decorate their letterboxes but is usually a very bad idea.

"hey ma! Im going out to get the mail from the letter box. ok?

by THE RANDOM SPAZZ December 20, 2004