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Lenny

Ahh Lenny- where do we even start. Lenny is a poor old soul infatuated with the idea of “being Ronnie.” Every night Lenny goes to bed hoping to wake up the next morning as Ronnie. When he does not, he gets angry. All Lenny can think about is Ronnie. When he closes his eyes, boom Ronnie appears. When he looks at the mazes on the back of the Cheerios box, boom there He is again. And you guessed it, when he looks in the mirror, all He can see is the sparkling reflection of Ronnie. Lenny is a “Hazit Case” (IYKYK). The equivalent of this in laymen terms is someone who you just can’t help but feel bad for and who has nothing going for him. This is Lenny. Lenny frequently has fantasies about some nice Ronnie on Ronnie action. As it was written in the Bible: “Though shal not be an oxen.” This is lennys motto, interpret it as you please. Now you may be wondering who this mysterious Ronnie is, and let me tell you straight from the words of Lenny that he is a man of another world. As Lenny once said: “Who is this man of another world?” Wow. Spoken from the man himself. Lenny is not alone, however. Amongst him is a mysterious man who will not be named. Some refer to him as the “teenage mutant ninja turtle” of the world, and this is an accurate description. This mysterious man works in ways we have never seen before. He pleasures himself by tagging others in his Instagram posts-may god be with him. In summary, all aspire to be Ronnie, as it was written in the Bible: “And it was good.”
Stop being such a Lenny.
by Yankees rule 1234 January 3, 2021
mugGet the Lennymug.

Lenny

Your mate thats just a fucking legend. Often a smexy guy.
by Blaze739 August 12, 2019
mugGet the Lennymug.

Lenni

Lenni is the person who will show you what true love feels like. Hes super loving and the most kind hearted person you will ever be in a realationship with. He will tell you how beautiful you are and how much he loves you everyday.

I never stopped loving you and I never will.
I miss you every single day.
Thank you for showing me what love is <3
by anonymous November 21, 2021
mugGet the Lennimug.

Lenny Face

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jon: "hey garfield how r u doing? do you like lenny faces?"
Garfield: "skibidi ohio gyatt rizz 42069 balls cg5"
Jon: "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Garfield: "i agree with my kai cenat metal pipe falling the coffin of andy and leyley, let us ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
mugGet the Lenny Facemug.

Lenny

by Joatheboa October 24, 2022
mugGet the Lennymug.

Lennie

a very autistic, has down syndrome and is a very goddamn retarded person in the world he is a gay son of a bitch because he put his arm around george and he is an cunt.
Peyton is like lennie big and autistic nigger.
by Xbellehumeur May 2, 2022
mugGet the Lenniemug.

Lenny

A real pain in the ass no one likes him as he is a bender
Lenny why are you so bent
by Lovely kids October 31, 2020
mugGet the Lennymug.

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