lazaruslong

The Clit Commander.

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Lezzard

A portmanteau of the two words, lesbian and lizard, meaning basically someone who is female and is attracted to women. The "lizard" doesn't have much to do with the meaning, but lets be honest... it just sounds good.
Coined in early April of 2007, it came to be used as either an insult to the same effect as gay or a term of endearment if so chosen, depending entirely on the tone with which it was delivered.

NB: meant in a non homophobic way.

Marianne: Why are you so gay?
Spenser: Why are you such a lezzard?

by Spenser (with an "s" because he's cool) December 15, 2008

Lazar Focus

The act of taking aderol to achieve the most complete focus ever in the history of man kind

I used me lazar focus on the math final to pass

by Tyler da Creator March 9, 2016

Lazari

Group or gathering of homeless people

The new Lazari have arrived under the college street and I10 bridge, Cierra has not given them boxes yet.

by CR1986 December 24, 2018

Lazarbeam

A fucking idoit but a bloody LEGEND but a sellout

LAZARBEAM IS A BLOODY LEGEND

by Meme Mster12 June 24, 2019

adam lazzara

Lead vocalist of the band, Taking Back Sunday.
Phenomenally rude and cocky.

"Hey dude I heard you got to meet all the bands at the show last night."
"Yeah man, everything was cool except for Adam Lazzara from Taking Back Sunday, he told everyone to fuck off and that if they were in a band, to quit because they would never be successful like his band."
"Wow, what an asshole."
"Yeah bro, him and his whole genre."

by Armada November 27, 2006

Lizzard Teats

Blizzard Treats at Dairy Queen

"Lets go to Dairy Queen and get some Lizzard Teats"

by Dirt Pimp July 12, 2009