Laying tile

Laying Tile is the act of giving a boss or superior a blow job.

The reason the toes of his boots are worn off is because he has been in the office Laying Tile.

by Real definition man January 17, 2018

Laying Pipe

When you dig a trench so you can bury metal or ceramic tubes (or pipes), for a water or electrical lines.

Hey bro, I'll be off at 6 today. I'm still laying Pipe.

by SlangBrain101 April 4, 2021

Male Pattern Laziness

Most often found in boys and men, it is the habit of exerting the least amount of effort and energy to accomplish a task, usually unsuccessfully.

Older Sister: Did you finish writing your resume for that job application?
Younger Brother: Yeah, here it is.
Older Sister: This is a mess.
Younger Brother: I couldn't find a good template, so I just made one up.
Older Sister: Um, well, here's a bunch I found on Google. Why was that so hard?
Younger Brother: It's not my fault, I have Male Pattern Laziness

Magazine Headline: Why Do Guys Date Skanks?
Reader 1: Can you believe they spent three pages on this?
Reader 2: That's three pages too many just to explain Male Pattern Laziness.

by Jellobelle November 13, 2012

Laying in bed

To be high, baked, stoned, etc

After all that pot i was laying in bed for hours

by xotennisgirl July 17, 2009

layzie1989

To make things simpler, or easier to use.

I need to layzie1989 this freakin remote!!

by Bob December 21, 2003

Laying Pipe

A term that's means that you are sucking up to someone in order to advance yourself for personal or professional gain.

Brandon was laying pipe with Lizz so that he could take Alex to Chipotle and then play FIFA.

by LizzLovesCats December 4, 2016

laying the grime

basically means being the coolest bitches in 757. that's a big fuck you mcphee.

The ugly red headed boy exclaimed, "Look at those bitches with the wack nicknames, they're laying the grime!"

by HARAHSENRY December 9, 2008