lappage

would like to have someone sat on the persons lap.

Person 1: yo get on my lap rn.
Person 2: damn you down bad for some lappage huh?

by 69er123 August 25, 2022

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lappy chocolate

When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).

Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.

by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022

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Lapper

Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

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Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

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lapping

Receiving a belated salary due to your boss driving round and round town late at night burning excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.

Landlord: Your rent was due yesterday. Mind your deadlines.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.

by Sumpfgott1050 September 5, 2022

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