kitty crack 

another name for catnip. though crack may not exactly be the best drug to describe catnip, "kitty crack" has a better ring to it than "kitty pot" or "kitty acid", yes?

Oreo's acting crazy again...must've gotten into that kitty crack.

kitty crack by vivelerockk07 April 8, 2008

kitty kitty 

hardcore lesbian action.

At the Sheryl crow concert....
gerorge: oh! i see some kitty kitty!

kitty kitty by cincypimpnigga November 23, 2006

kitty kat dance 

Euphamism used to describe the need to urinate. Pertains primarily to girls.

I will be right back. I am doing the kitty kat dance. I am about to wet my pants!

kitty kat dance by nurse March 3, 2006

Kitty Singerson

Kitty Forman, from the FOX hit That 70's Show, was named Kitty Singerson before she met Red Forman at a dance.

Kelso: Hey Mrs.Foreman, what was your name before you met Red?
Kitty: Kitty Singerson, why?
Kelso: Just wonderin'.
Red: That kid is on dope!
*Kelso runs away*

Kitty Singerson by JAFO. June 22, 2011

kitty bite 

kegel squeeze, the reason men with perfectly fine wives cheat with hookers. The well practiced may have the ability to kung fu grip or even lock on to her man.

Oh I think I'm in love man. I know she's a bit nasty but, she gave me the kitty bite.

does your kitty bite?

that boy worships me, my kitty bites.

kitty bite by Ambliopia January 22, 2009

kitty bat 

A kitty that closely resembles a bat. Kitty bats are very sweet and loyal, and love to play and cuddle. When happy, kitty bats say 'meuw'.

Awww look at that kitty bat, can I take her home with me?

kitty bat by MeuwMeuw November 16, 2009

Kitty wampus

The state of an object being physically different or normal then expected, especially related to geometric alignment.

(1) Whoa dude, that truck ahead of us is going down the road like a crab. The rear axel is totally kitty wampus.

(2) The new door we hung is kitty wampus. The top corner isn't flush with the door jamb, and the door won't even close.

Kitty wampus by The old kodger March 27, 2009