The act of someone passing gas while another party is performing oral sex on them. The act can be done by either sex. Related to a Dutch Oven, but far more direct and a bit more vile.
She wouldn't shut up all during dinner, so later that night she was giving me head and I Dutch Kitchened her.
by SqueedlySpooch April 4, 2009
Get the Dutch Kitchen mug.If the task you are pursuing puts too much pressure on you, then you should not pursue the task. (Especially if the pressure exceeds the benefits of the task.)
My boss saw that I was in panic mode to get my job done today. Instead of words of encouragement, she said to me "If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen." ..What a bitch!
by cjammer911 July 13, 2013
Get the If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen. mug.Any home decorating magazine with pictures that show perfectly decorated houses, apartments and gardens. The pictures are computer altered or airbrushed to make the rooms look bigger and clutterfree because nobody's kitchen is that big.
Gerry's wife opened her kitchen porn magazine, pointed to the stainless steel kitchen island and asked, "Do you like her kitchen better than mine?"
by Eva Marie October 25, 2007
Get the kitchen porn mug.The act of cleaning out one's colon in preparation of anal sex (i.e. an enema). Derived from the coloration similarities of the brownie and fecal matter.
Note: During colloquial use, it is customary to replace "the" with a possessive pronoun such as "your", "his", or "her".
Note: During colloquial use, it is customary to replace "the" with a possessive pronoun such as "your", "his", or "her".
Innuendo: If you clean the kitchen prior to anal sex, it can facilitate a healthy colon.
Colloquial: Did you clean your kitchen yet? I want to post a video online.
Colloquial: Did you clean your kitchen yet? I want to post a video online.
by John Wilmer December 19, 2007
Get the Clean the kitchen mug.A state of inebriation so profound that those who have reached it are willing to lay face down on any kitchen floor, no matter how filthy. (Can also refer to bathroom floors, sidewalks, alleys)
Geezus, look at that kitchen floor drunk kid - face-down in a pile of cigarette butts. That's a shame.
by Knecht January 23, 2004
Get the Kitchen Floor Drunk mug.I was going to go pick up a couple of grams, but when I called dude said that he was still in the kitchen.
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