scuba keith

A scuba diver named Keith.

Scuba Keith is alot cooler and gets alot more women than Scuba Austin

by THerrs June 20, 2004

Keisha

Keisha is a black woman: light, brown or dark skinned! She's very sexy and strong women who will call out your bullshit.

Friend: Do you prefer a keisha or a becky?

Me: i prefer keisha's! they're way better than becky's in my humble opinion!

by FCoquelined34 July 21, 2019

keithed

The art of coming up empty handed after a full nights worth of effort with a lady. Spending the entire night full of conversation, then pillow talk till 5 a.m. without sealing the deal are all symptoms of being keithed.

from female... "He came home with me last night and I was ready to do him, but I got keithed" from male.... " I am going to give this girl a good keithing tonight"

by The Weedler March 21, 2009

Keith

Someone with a very strange sense of humour, usually someone who never gets round to moving out from his mums, tends to attract strange minx like creatures who worship the ground he walks on

minx: do you have your own place?
boy: No, I still live at home.
minx oh, your a Keith

by dayhater November 28, 2011

Keith

The most lovable awesome guy ever... like i fucking love this kid
Never boring to talk to
Extremely Cutee
Super Nice

The Perfect kid ever
Might make me angry some times but always saves it in the end with the cutest compliments EVERR
Tends to be on the shorter skinnier side

Falls in love and sticks to them
Has Brown hair and brown eyes

Is Mysterious too most people but if he really likes you he'll let you in on his life
You've got to love this kid because i know i do <3

Girl #1: Who you txting

Girl #2: Keith
Girl #1: What'd he say?
Girl #2: He told me he love'd me
Girl #1: Aww he's a keeper definetely

by whatacutiepie7 June 30, 2011

keithing

the act of staring at another with no intention to convey and idea or thought. usually with glassy eyes and a tilted head like a dog being confused.

"quit keithing me, you are starting to freak me out."

by towguy October 8, 2013

Keith and the Grinder

A local, legendary live show, hosted by the legendary Keith, and his faithful sidekick Grinder (the Grinder) The show includes audience discussion about topics such as movies, TV, Family Guy, old movies, Family Guy episodes, golf, and more often than not, B-movies and Family Guy references. Occasionally a South Park line of discussion will sneak in. Always involves food, and drinking. And sometimes MORE drinking...

We went over to Tracy's roof top deck last night for this weeks episode of Keith and the Grinder. It was an especially good episode, full of fun, laughter, steak, and blue cheese grits. Keith made great Mai Tai cocktails for everyone, and the Grinder was spot on with his witty contributions...

by Brockly September 20, 2012