jump drive

a memory card that's about three inches long that has as much memory as most computers. you can "jump" them from computer to computer without having to load a cd program first.very useful for saving and transmitting files from computer to computer.

Person 1:Man, I lost my jump drive for my computer science class and it had all my notes on it for the test!!
Person 2:Haha damn man I had mine so I passed.

by J Ransburg February 7, 2006

the jump

Moving from one bathroom stall to another upon realizing there is no toilet paper after already "starting."

Man I was droppin' my deuce and realized there was no toilet paper so I had to make the jump to the next stall.

by Homeless Dave May 4, 2005

Hit The Jump for more

a stupid and uncool way bloggers say when they want you to read the rest of the article that they written instead of just saving everybody a few seconds of their life and post it on the front fuckin page so US the readers don't have to load the page again and again AND AGAIN

Last we heard, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg had come aboard to perform a rewrite of the script. Hit the jump for more.

Me: FUCK! WHY?! WHY COULDNT YOU JUST PUT IT ON THE FRONT FUCKIN PAGE?

by HotPocketsBoy June 14, 2011

jump flash

jump flash (or joke flash, screamers, etc) are created with the sole purpoe of making the viewer concentrate on the screen with objectives like: "find 8 things wrong with this room", "Wheres Waldo?", or ask to listen to something. Then while the user is focused on the screen, a scary image is to quickly come up with a high pitch scream. The user is then intended to either 1. jump from being startled, or 2. shit their pants. While this was widely popular, it could be that you didnt know if the flash you were watching forreal, or a jump flash. It even apperared on Starcraft (a very kick ass game)online, where you had to find some things wrong with a base, and then it would move you to a black area of the screen showing a text face with a scream. it even told you to turn up your sound to hear clues. Nowadays, they are no longer as popular anymore. people can reconize one from a mile away as the author would give away clues to show what it was (turn up your volume, focus real hard, etc)and most people dont even jump anymore. Such flashes are still on websites like ebaumsworld or Albinoblacksheep, who has a section just for them. Other sites like Newgrounds are smart, and makes sure this overused crap dont get in the portal.

Person A: hey man, watch this really cool flash i found

Person B: ok

A: you have to cocentrate as much as you can

B: im looking and listening real hard but i dont see anything

*Image and scream happen*

*A starts laughing his ass off*

*B kicks A's ass*

by Mr.B January 1, 2005

Jersey Jump

Occurs when a driver is first in line at stop light and needs to turn left: The act of, when a stop light turns green, turning across traffic before the motorist facing you at said stop light (who has the right of way) has a chance to go staight through the intersection.

"I was stopped in my car, first in line waiting on a green light when I started adjusting my radio. I looked up, the light was green, and the guy in the car across the intersection from me turned left before I could go straight. I had the right of way. The fucker got me with the Jersey Jump."

by Lance Frank Morris June 22, 2006

Jump Off A Bridge

Usually telling someone to leave you alone. But, in a more harsh wat

Annoying Kid: Do you wanna kno something? Huhuh????
You: How about you Jump Off a Bridge And Get Back To Me?

by Jim April 15, 2005

808 base jump

Where a man takes a jump from a highly elevated platform(perhaps sky diving) in hopes of landing his dick into the woman's mouth.

Team work is needed.

Lindsey would you like to attempt an 808 base jump with me? Jamie can come too.

by foxy hound May 11, 2009