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juicy smollett

A person who genuinely believes that their “shit doesn’t stink.” Once this person realizes that every other single person around them finds the smell of their shit does in deed smell absolutely horrid, the offender quickly attempts and with very poor acting skills to shift the blame elsewhere.
My friend Jessie farted in the elevator and tried blaming me. He’s a real “juicy smollett.”
by Bravowhiskey April 18, 2022
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Juicy Boxy

Tha rappa juicee werold who oded on them percees.
Juicy Boxy straight perc-ules
by Ain't Tryna Get Jumped August 8, 2020
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Juicy Pineapple

Similar to the Hot Karl--Shit in a tube sock, then lay the shit-filled tube sock in a urinal and proceed to pee on the entire baggage. What has been created is a warm and juicy bludgeon. Proper technique is to forcibly hit somebody in the face or genital with the squishy concoction. The mixture of shit and piss will leave a smelly smear on their face, and a permanent stain on their life.
"Ever since I've been hit with that juicy pineapple, my self-esteem just hasn't been the same."

"Did you see Sean get hit in the face with that juicy pineapple, shit was everywhere!"
by Jester8930 April 8, 2008
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Juicy Jed

An annoying idiot who wears black tops leafy shorts he also has black hair and dirty feet
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Juicy Face

Also commonly known as a meathead, a person who likes to work out and brag about his muscles. Also breaks chairs and reminds you of abnormally large sour patch kids or starbursts.

Additionally, chews juicy fruit and plays drums.
Man, Styles is such a Juicy Face...all he ever talks about is lifting.
by captainvictorious April 3, 2011
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Juicy Julie

"Juicy Julie" is the opponent to the general humanistic ideal of aesthetic beauty. The alpha female's name is created under the sensually manipulated illusion of an extremely juicy, mighty and powerful goddess of heavenly gifts and naughty nature with one hell of a fat and bountiful bottom like the best sort of feast.
"O Mirror, Mirror! On the Wall, Who is the Juiciest of Them All?!" asks Plastic Bottom Nicki Minaj and Brazing Bottom Kim Kardashian, both confident in the anticipation of the Mirror's reply.
"JUICY JULIE! She is the Juiciest of Them ALL!" The Mirror roars as an unquiet horror falls upon the big, fat booties of the room; one of whom had broke the internet and the other who teased an anaconda. They had sacrificed so much for the size of their bums...
by PoppetsPlace February 17, 2015
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rip a juicy

to let loose a fart that is a little juicy; shart
Hurry up and get out of that damn bathroom before I rip a juicy.
by Nacho Grande November 19, 2007
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