Fart-joust

The ancient Roman competition that uses a cylindrical tube between two anus's to see if the adversary's can fart in each other's rump's.

Austin did you see Max and Ryan's fart-joust last moon?

by Trump train August 20, 2016

Penis jousting

When you smack someone's penis with your own.

1. I was Penis jousting with my girlfriend yesterday.
2. I don't think that's how that works

by BlazingH0TD0G December 24, 2016

dick jousting

The act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the "dick jousting effect", also known in more common nomenclature as a cockfight. Dick Jousting is also known as a dick duality.

Larry and Gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn't decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little dick jousting in her mouth.

Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!

Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.

Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the most valiant dick jouster win!

by the legendary marmot January 12, 2009

Joustine

An awesome girl, usually tall with dark hair. Really creative and artistic. Her friends all love her. She can be extremely loud, or really shy and quiet. She's average, loving Harry Potter, Neopets, socks, Winnie the Pooh, Unicorns, Dinosaurs, and other things awesome. G r y f f i n d o r. Joustine can also be spelled with an A, making it Joustina.

Dude 1: Duuuuude, she's awesome!
Dude 2: Must be Joustine.

by LOLUMAD13574756252567546756754 July 26, 2011

Joush

Joush is a guy who drinks copious amounts of grapefruit juice without any regard to how he is impacting the citrus fruit industry. He seems like a quality guy when you meet him, but in reality he is rapidly bringing the level of Vitamin C on Earth to lethal amounts, accelerating the extinction of mankind.

I thought he was making a pun when he said he was "Joushing" with me, but now I have scurvy.

by Joush September 24, 2018

canoe jousting

The sport of standing in the back of your canoe, paddeling really hard to the left of your opponet, and trying to ram him off his canoe.

Rules:
1) Points onlt for hitting the lifejacket
2) No deacking the guy as you pass
3) No trying to tip the guy who beat you

The canoe jousting competition was a real sucess last year, except for Mark... they never found his head...

by Andrew Jerabek September 26, 2006

josy

An nifty "unpopular" woman with two kids and a cool tattooed partner who has the batman symbol on his chest.

Josy rocks the casbah.

by your_mother May 1, 2008