jonk

Its having a wank and a jobbie at the same time. Its very hard to do - I tried once and failed....

Man - he really is teasing out a jonk.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Jonjo

A little son of a bitch who is very gay.

Ugh, I can't stand Jonjo he's just too bitchy

by Ya boiiiiii 😂😂 December 3, 2018

jonk

a retard, a cretin, a total fucking imbecile, someone u dont like

OMFG!u complete and total jonk, what the fuck are u doing?

that stupid jonk donkey punched me last night

u fucking retard!u r such a jonk

by rosie/mica July 1, 2006

jonks

see also jonx.

"My boyfriend has cartoonishly ginormous jonks."

by Susie Lee February 16, 2004

jockofloria

A new type of computer.

"What kind of computer do you have?"
"It's a new kind. It's a jockofloria."

by Yo Sysop March 13, 2003

Jonbonathon

a rather sexual line of t-shirts created by one rather sexual lady witht he rather odd name of Jon, has lots of friends and gets around a bit, lives life to the max and loves every minute of it, all this influences her work.

live.<3.forget

peace out!!

thers only one Jonbonathon thank-you very much lol....omg imagine if there were two...wow that would be cool =

by myspace.com/canary_boo September 29, 2006

Jonk

The act of spamming a 20 year old mans tumblr with "jonk" or spamming his other social media sites.

Glam: Man, I really jonked my SATs

by FsfdafgsIMGAY May 23, 2018