Jonged

it means to cockblock by any means whether verbal or non verbal and to destroy your opponent at all cost rendering him useless for the night

“ oh shit ! Alvin just got jonged again looks like he will have another lonely night ”

by Theinevitablesausage May 6, 2025

bajonga-jong

digitally enhanced male package; unnaturally huge junk

did you see beckham's bajonga-jong? it was totally digitally enhanced

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay February 18, 2011

Jong

makes even the smallest things into big ass deals and is way too overdramatic about everything lmao. everyone kinda thinks it not gonna lie, except she's too oblivious and dumb to ever notice it. bitches to everyone about everything and tries to win every argument without even noticing that she sounds dumb as fuck most of the time. is afraid of in-person confrontations and just backs down most of the time anyway lol.

"jong be makin everything too big a deal"

by gotta keep sly June 18, 2019

Kim Jong Un

Nuke Spammer
Dictator
Small pp
Fatass bitch
Thin lipped
Constantly squinting even though he wears glasses
Asshole

Man, that guy is such a Kim Jong Un.

by Not-A-Real-Person January 4, 2025

The Kim Jong Un

The act of disappearing for a couple of weeks or even months to eventually show up rather unexpected.

Justin: Wow! That’s a long time ago. You lost some weight.

Leo: Yeah I was kinda fed up with everything so I had to do The Kim Jong Un for a while.
Justin: Alright man, good to have you back.

by Uhhhhhhidk1888 March 8, 2022

kelvin de jong

He is a man with no loyality, he is a man wo lover women, he is a man with a Nice head, he is a man Who can help you in impossible times , Kelvin de jong fixed die meids

Kelvin de jong, is a men from his word

by Stoppen February 25, 2017

Kim Jong-un

The chick who your Mexican boyfriend is cheating on you with.

I can't believe that asshole had a secret Kim Jong-un.

by Mi gusta November 26, 2017