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Jeremy

A Jeremy is a shitty dad. Calls his son a prick. Fucks any Mexican he can get his hands on, not to mention minor Mexicans, would have had several baby mommas if his Sperm actually worked, he has a tiny penis he is a shower not a grower
Did you hear Jeremy’s Sperm doesn’t work?
I almost fucked Jeremy last night but his dick got hard but it was the same length as it was soft 4 inches
by Jeremyhater24 November 17, 2018
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a word used to replace the word 'egg' in a sentence.sacarstic/derogatory-/humourous manner
Hey!how do you want your jeremys cooked?
jeremy fu-yong.
"Ah,that guy is such a jeremy head."
The sperm penetrates the outer side of the female jeremy.
george bush is a jeremy.
by jerifool April 13, 2009
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The gayest fuck you will ever meet. He wont give you creative mode in minecraft, and he is ugly as fuck!
Jeremy sucks dick!
by approx November 12, 2019
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The most annoying guy known to mankind alwYs laughing necking with gf and on myspace
Jeremy loves gloo
by canadaskunky February 19, 2018
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The guy in the office who brings his lunch to work every day and refuses to go to lunch with everyone else, unless someone else is paying.
Jeremy brought his lunch again today. What a jabrone.
by conclave December 13, 2014
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A Asian boiiii who thinks he can get any girl but in reality the only thing he gets is dick i mean ive seen it and goddamn that shit into daddies and is a gold digger. A Jeremy will do anything even blow a man for a follow on instagram. But at school he is a lazy shit and sucks me dry. YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!!!
I`d love to roast you more but your mom`s calling me and you know what that means.
Friend1: Hey Who is Jeremy?
Friend2: Ohhh you mean mo hao ping
Friend2: I fucked his mom yesterday quite thicc i must say
by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018
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Commonly used for naming dicks but can also refer to someone whose ass is hairyer than an ape... beware , Jeremy's are also well known for their amazing skill at picking up men! With all this being said , if you know Jeremy and you're a male consider what you do in front of him because you never know when he can be spreading those cheeks for you boiii
Goddamnit , Jeremy spread his ass cheeks wide open last night.. once again!
by Biglegend69 January 23, 2017
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