BRANKS_BOI's definitions

Shahil

Tall ass motherfucker thinking that you are gay if you play fortnite. He is fucking retarded and believes that fortnite people are gay he only plays Black ops 3 and 4 cause he doesn't know hot to interact with girls kind of a Raj from Big Bang Theory but obviously more retarded and horny

Friend1: Do you know Shahil
Friend2: Yeah the guy who is fucking desperate just by looking at a girl he cums.

by BRANKS_BOI November 14, 2018

Jeremy

A Asian boiiii who thinks he can get any girl but in reality the only thing he gets is dick i mean ive seen it and goddamn that shit into daddies and is a gold digger. A Jeremy will do anything even blow a man for a follow on instagram. But at school he is a lazy shit and sucks me dry. YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!!!
I`d love to roast you more but your mom`s calling me and you know what that means.

Friend1: Hey Who is Jeremy?
Friend2: Ohhh you mean mo hao ping
Friend2: I fucked his mom yesterday quite thicc i must say

by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's

Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does

by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018