A school in the suburbs of Dallas which contains horny as shit teens who vape and do all types of shit in the bathrooms. Moreover, the high asian population leads to a massive weeabo population where guys talk about fucking body pillow waifus. But the most infamous trait of all is Jasper's relentless barrage of homework that fucks its students in the ass daily. Students often say "im gunna try something different" and proceed to not do homework for a single day. The next thing they know, their GPA tanks and the teacher's dick is balls deep in their ass.
-Bro, I wanna kill myself right now, there's so much homework! My teachers are all deciding to fuck us at the same time by assigning 5 projects right before semester exams!
-Wow, you must go to Jasper High School!
-Wow, you must go to Jasper High School!
by Harvard Dropout June 9, 2018
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History teacher: Tiffany, what is the most important part of the Civil War?
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
by hahaha! Penelope! May 13, 2009
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Jasper hale or Jasper Whitlock is one of the hottest characters in the whole twilight saga movies. Soldier, and later Major of the Confederate Army (human life). He was born 1844; Houston, Texas , and was changed when he was 19 the year 1863.
His abilities are like any other vampire.
For special abilities, Jasper has the ability to both feel and manipulate the emotions of those around him.
A vampire with this ability can sense the feelings of others and alter them according to his will. With it, Jasper can resolve a tense situation peacefully.
His abilities are like any other vampire.
For special abilities, Jasper has the ability to both feel and manipulate the emotions of those around him.
A vampire with this ability can sense the feelings of others and alter them according to his will. With it, Jasper can resolve a tense situation peacefully.
Example 1 :
Friend : So, who's your bias from the twilight saga movies?
Me : of course Jasper hale, I'm head over heals for him!
Example 2 :
Friend : Jasper hale is a quiet person
Me : I know right! His silence always turned me on to be honest
Friend : So, who's your bias from the twilight saga movies?
Me : of course Jasper hale, I'm head over heals for him!
Example 2 :
Friend : Jasper hale is a quiet person
Me : I know right! His silence always turned me on to be honest
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