Jacqueline

Jacqueline,

please don't take my money,

please don't pound my friends or anyone that looks like me.

Don't come to my house unannounced,

I'm sorry I like you and I'm not good enough
If you hate please don't ruin my life
There is no comparison to Jacqueline
Don't prove that you hate me
I will take your word for it

I hope that Jacqueline won't ruin my life because she'd rather bang my friend.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

Jacqueline

She is a moody 40 year old, who probably does drugs. She can act like mean the world to her and then when you make a mistake she is a total fake bitch . Will go through your things; lie; talk about you. She smells like ham. Has buck teeth. Screaming is a regular thing for her. Hair is thinning. She can't show empathy. Wouldn't want her as a mother because she will neglect you and put you in danger. Abusive. Has a hobo fetish. Built like Big Bird and looks like him too.

Daughter of Jacqueline: Why does my mom hate me?

Sister of Jacqueline: She is a bitch; always has been. She doesn't know how to raise a child. And she is seriously unstable.

Daughter: How can I fix it my relationship with her?
Sister: You shouldn't have to. She should just be a respectable mother to her children.
Daughter: Well, what do you suggest I do?
Sister: Run.

by cherryglazzerr June 30, 2018

Dirty Jacqueline

Some fat ass stink hoe who had three kids and abandoned them. Then she got with a guy at work and another guy at work and lied to both that she was not seeing the other. So then she gets one guy fired because she borrowed cash from him and he asked for it back.

That dirty Jacqueline ass hoe is at it again stankin up the joint with her foul attitude and stinky hairy twat.

by Nun on the run March 27, 2020

Jacqueline

This straight up fucking cunt who deserves a new special layer of hell, just dedicated to her.

She is an all around onion fuck and only cries for attention like the apple core she is.

cunt Jacqueline

by TONYPONY November 21, 2016

Jacqueline

The name of a crazy "babymomma" who lies about who the father of her baby is because she really does not know. Most are ratchet and go by either "Jackie" or "Jack." Probably has smoked meth and most definitely lost custody of her kids. Has at LEAST three "babydaddies" and can commonly be referred to as Shrek because of an off putting facial feature (such as a pig nose or Dumbo ears)

"Did you see Jacqueline smoking that meth pipe as she paid for her food with an EBT card? "

"Yeah, that's Jackie for ya!"

"Hey, Jack, where's your son? I haven't seen you with him for years."

"Oh, my dumb baby daddy has custody because I love meth."

by wifeofagod December 23, 2016

Jacqueline

Disappointment. Sweet, but still a disappointment.

Jacqueline, No!

by MeepMorp21 May 28, 2018

jacquelin

Usually a young lady of Caucasian descent that pretends to be black. Has awful taste ugly ass men, 7/10...she is very sensitive but not afraid to throw down. Has lots of sexual experience and isn’t afraid to admit it. A bully...but protective of her friends. Has child-like anger issues to go along with her child-like height. Jacky for short.

Person one: “I heard someone was talking about me.”
Person two: “Oh, it had to be Jacquelin”

by candacerm13 May 31, 2018