jail punk

the bitch in a prison. they are usually in jail for tax evasion or molesting their children. these are the guys who cry on their first night and try to avoid the scary black men who stare at them and have the bottom of their shirts tied in a knot. jail punks get pounded in the anus quite often in the shower and in their cell. they usually get protection from the black guy they share their cell with, even though that is the same guy plowing them every night.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: hey, boy! get ova he'a. we is gonna play ourselves some pony express!

jail punk: yessir. please be gentle.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: NOT TODAY, BOY! DROP THEM PANTIES!

jail punk: YESSIR!

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Jail Bird Syndrome

A condition in which one has feelings of attraction towards many random women, even those less attractive, due to a period of isolation from society.

Man, after finishing my final exam, I felt some major jail bird syndrome on my way to work.

Guy: dude that girl is so hot. Guy2: what?! No she isn't, you must have jail bird syndrome... get out more.

by T-boneCgy August 19, 2011

Jabiliton

A word used to describe any random body part or organ when you are impersonating a doctor and don't know what you are talking about.

That jabiliton of yours looks very infected. We might have to cut it off.

by Grif42 February 27, 2008

Jailhouse C-section

When a large inmate from state prison tears his victim a new hole with his enormous penis, but the victim manages to get the hole stitched up with surgery. Credit for this definition go to NovaWar from LAGTV

Big Bubba hulked over his roomate and told him "Imma give you a jailhouse C-section, com'here boi!

by Mr. Jurrrezzi November 3, 2012

Jailee

The most beautiful girl ever she is always making people smile and so many people will have a crush on her the lucky man she says yes to is always gonna be flattered but people think she’s a terrible gf which she is not

Russell: anthony isn’t ur girlfriend Jailee

Anthony: yea she’s so amazing I can’t believe I’m actually dating her

Russell: man ur lucky as fuckkkkkk

by Jailee is so cute September 7, 2020

Jail Broken

A term used for a iphone that has been illegally manipulated to use a network that it isn't on.

My iphone is from AT&T, but it has been jail broken, so it can connect to Verizon's network.

by oqukm March 31, 2010

jail

-The house of the rapes.
-The raping world.
-Faggot maker.

Welcome to jail,
Prisoner: Take off ur pants son.
Bitch: Wtf?
Prisoner: Oh ya, Who's yo daddy
Bitch: AAAHHHHHH!!!!
In another cell: Tap that ass!!! GoGoGo

by fuck everybody else May 10, 2005