jaffaith

a guy with a big dick and personality, seems really tough and cool on the outside but is a sweet and loving guy. Any girl is lucky to have a guy like him in his life. He treats others with kindness and has a great sense of humour. One of a kind being <3

“Omg is that Jaffaith, he’s so awesome and amazing a total package”

“When in doubt just have JAFFAITH!”

by Pumpkinnnpatchh March 23, 2024

Jaffar Kong Chernob

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.

"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone

by kalanjs May 2, 2024

Jaffed

To be siked or estatic about something.

She just got a new office, Keira is jaffed!

by agentsaltburn December 7, 2024

Jaffle House

A Jewish chain of breakfast restruants owned by conservative activist Ben Shapiro.

Wanna go to Jaffle House later?
Yeah, I could even fagyoink some jaffles from Ben Shapiro.

by cub1c06 November 19, 2025

Avery Jaffe

Cool kid who does triple back-flips 24/7 (and parkour to)

This Avery Jaffe is cooler than Shua.

by kbfhsodusduoifshgfusdfhdjfioha May 23, 2013

sarah jaffal

sometimes she can be a hoe ass bitch. other times shes great. she always wears purple eye shadow and highlights the inner corner of her eye EXTRA. she then also has very nice lips but sometimes overlines when she doesn't have to. shes pretty fye tho. never wants sex or anything sexual still fye tho. won't hold onto a guy and cries all the time even tho people like her. all her friends are older than her but its fye they eat in secret and thats fye.

damn u remind me of that sarah jaffal girl when u wear ur eyeshadow like that!

by jamaican-cumpao December 6, 2017

The Jaffrey

No parent should ever own a Jaffrey. Jarfreedas are nightmare creatures that harness the power of poly ridge to disguise themself from work. They can often be found slacking off and reading books that until then you never knew existed.

“jAAAAAAAAfreeeee”
“THE JARFREE HAS A KNIFE”
The Jaffrey is a god

by Jarfree March 25, 2019