judge judy chop

The ultimate exclamation when chopping someone in the throat who is talking too damn much

Boy, if you don't shut your mouth, I'ma "judge Judy chop" you right in the throat.

by Also TJ Bossington September 2, 2017

Judges

The people who decide who wins and who loses.

Hym "I have never had a problem with meritocratic victory or defeat. My position is actually perfectly analogous to Joe's position on judges. The judges are getting paid to decide to wins and who loses. They are the ones who choose the winner. Joe is not. What justification does Joe have to protest the judges decision? Joe must be full of shit because the people who decide who wins and who loses say that he's wrong. Is he wrong to call for them to be replaced with those who will make a fair judgement?"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Sane as a judge

If you say that someone is as sane as a judge, you are saying that he/she is in good mental health and can think and behave very rationally. This idiom comes from the fact that judges decide who is either sane or insane in a court.

Son who thinks he's insane when he's not: Dad, considering my mental health issues, do you think I'm insane? I'm kind of worried.

Dad: That's not true, my son. I wholeheartedly believe you're as sane as a judge.

by Info2go April 9, 2025

Judge-a-saurus

A person that judges other people’s actions, looks or behaviors.

She’s such a Judge-a-saurus, she’s complaining I have too much allowable jelly on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

by Badrocks27 March 17, 2020

Hungry Judge Phenomenon

That sounds like a pretty substantial miscarriage of justice if that is the case.

Hym "BUT Hungry Judge Phenomenon doesn't occur 100% of the time does it? And reminding them of their mortality has the same effect? So it isn't 'predetermined' it just 'largely affected by' which, again, means determinism wrong and dumb. I mean it sounds like we should mandate snacks for judges and convince everyone they're immortal."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Sigma Judge

1. n. The elite gang made up of those who pass judgement on almost anything and almost everyone.

2. v. The act of passing judgment when you are a member of the gang Sigma Judge.

3. n. Proff that all you really need to form a gang is a letter of the greek alphabet and your favorite past time.

1. J&A were founders of Sigma Judge.
2. I Sigma Judge that mustache you grew.
3. Let's start a gang, we can call it, Delta Ski!

by A&JSigJudge December 21, 2010

meta-judging

the act of judging people's looks/style/personality and also their social media content (tweets,posts,videos )

entirely based of past judgements/trends/opinions and popularity that is relevant to their subculture's and not entirely obvious to a vast majority of people.

the below is an example of meta-judging behavior:
"I instantly lose respect for anyone who posts on LinkedIn. Unbearably cringe. " - Elon Musk

by rohis November 22, 2024