Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

by JokesWithFriends February 25, 2024

Judges

it talks about how the israelites kept rejecting the lord and worshipping idols

cool fact: the judges that god appointed defeatet the enemies and the land of israel

Judges will teach about sin

it mostly happens when your a child

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Judge Mathis

A Crackhead

In the first season of the Judge Mathis show, Leslie (Pallotta) Merrill, a former news anchor for WPGH Pittsburgh became the show's court reporter. Her role was to interview the litigants after Judge Mathis passed judgment and rendered his verdict on each case.29 She left the show after season 1. For the reminder of the series, Judge Mathis did not have a court reporter.

by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023

Butt-a-judge

1. (noun) a special blessing that involves lethal voltage delivered through the rectum 2. (proper name) the preferred right-wing pronunciation of Joe Biden's first transportation secretary

Pete always enjoyed his days as a reliable bottom, but that all changed one day when his maker greeted him with a swift butt-a-judge.

by TruckNuts2021 December 14, 2021

Judges

Where do judges get their money? Congress. Where does congress get IT'S money? The US treasury. Where does the US treasury get IT'S money?

Hym "MY TAX DOLLARS! HURRAY! I get to spend a third of my money I make to pay a guy to tell me that IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT HE DIDN'T THINK OF IT FIRST, I don't own my own mind and, therefore, have to run a legal obstacle course to prove to the guy that I'm paying that is thing happening out in the open in the middle of the town square is happening. That's a RIGHT that I have. It's a RIGHT for me to pay judges to do that to me."

by Hym Iam September 2, 2025

Talk to the Judge

Take a dump. My Navajo grandma would use this expression.

Pull over I need to talk to the judge

by Mike Boneman December 24, 2022

Sober as a judge

When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.

I was on a date yesterday sober as a judge.

by Jakeyyy666 September 8, 2020