Jolly-pay-no

Person laughed at for referring to a BMW car as a Beemer and over reacted.

I said something stupid and I'm upset that I've been corrected and enlightened and I'm just so mad about it that I feel like a Jolly-pay-no.

by grumpy-pay-of course-not cheap September 3, 2011

Jolly Rodger

When a group of men jerks each other off to a completion so great, one of their eyeballs pops out.

What are you doing, Jolly Rodgering me?

by Yeetsus July 30, 2017

jolly roger

Punching/hitting/slapping someone in the nuts, and then proceeding to beaver claw them in the ass when the bend over. Make sure you yell "JOLLY!" while in the process.

Dude, I gave a jolly roger to Chris yesterday. He got hurt so bad he was holding his regions for like 15 minutes.

by GH057ayame May 22, 2006

jolly rancher

The act of placing one's entire package into a female's mouth so deeply as to force the bitch to smile.

It was a happy day when I offered Jenny the cherry jolly rancher.

I told her to stop smiling, but she couldnt! She must have jolly rancher fever.

by justincapps February 29, 2004

Jolly Good

Very british term used to describe a an absolutely excellent posh wank.

Herbert: 'Guess what I did last night, Humphrey'
Humphrey: 'I don't know Herbert, what did you do last night?'
Herbert: 'I had a posh wank last night'
Humphrey: 'Did you really, how was it?'
Herbert: Jolly Good thanks

by geofferz April 21, 2006

Jolly Rancher Express

Derived in a car while speaking of gay Joe.

1) To take a ride on the Jolly Rancher Express - Jacking off while throwing up (usually performed by homosexuals).

2) Performed by JMG from the bridge.

1) Wow Gary, lets take rides on the Jolly Rancher Express after Joe gets done!!

2) JMG

by Scepter 187 January 10, 2005

jolly rancher

Jolly green giant puts some ranch dressing on a salad and tosses it.

I like to watch the jolly rancher channel.

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003