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A superb being. The grandest of all women.
I saw a Joey last night, and boy was she freakin awesome!
joey by jobay February 7, 2010
A man's best friend. The action of getting a BJ while watching TV. You sit on the couch and your girlfriend (or in some cases your boyfriend) gives you head while you watch you favorite cartoon show. You can also use her head as a table for all those snacks you bring with you.
I just got a joey while I was watching Full House with my favorite actor Bob Saget!!!
Joey by Mr Joey The Hoey June 2, 2009
A character from the 1987-1995 show "Full House" and is obsessed with children's cartoons. He lives with eight other people and is crushed on by a weird woman name Mrs. Curruthers. Blonde, Comedian who always treats his women well (even if they don't stay with him long).
Danny-Hey Joey, here's ten bucks for keeping you mouth shut.
Joey-Thanks Danny!
Jesse-Wait so you knew he was a pool shark?
Joey-Well yeah! He went to college in a billiards scholarship.
Joey by StripeSweater April 27, 2014
JOEY is a faggot
Joey by Yurmum9/11 December 5, 2016
A fat fuck who doesn't care about anyone but himself. Usually yells at people.
Dayum that fat ass Joey is pissed. He should get a life.
Joey by PinkBulldozer03 June 29, 2017
A good name to give your child if you want them to catch the gay
"That's cute baby, whats his name?"

"Joey."

"Im disappointed in you'