jobsite 10

When a woman that is low on the 1-10 scale is seen at a construction site and she turns everyone’s head.

I saw Christine by the pool the other day and didn’t look twice at her. When she showed up at the jobsite, the whole place just about shut down. She really is a jobsite 10

by Skinner M October 3, 2022

Jobsworth

Minimum wage employee who gets wet over what little power trip they have from behind the counter because they lack any sense of purpose in their own personal lives out of work.

Customer: can I have a ketchup?

Mcdonalds worker: that’ll be 10p

Customer: no thanks, jobsworth

by NotSalsal May 16, 2023

Neverending Jobstopper

A tattoo or other distinctive form of body art that is openly visible in situations where such exhibitions are not considered professionally acceptable, such as promotion boards, interviews and the command sergeant majors office.

That Soldier would be the NCO of the year if he didn't have that neverending jobstopper on his neck.

by Doctrine Man, Jr. October 27, 2011

The Karl Jobst Theorem

The idea that "having a better understanding of a game makes you even more likely to cheat", coined by video game speed running Youtuber Karl Jobst.

Guy 1: There's no way Billy Mitchell could have cheated on Donkey Kong, he's so good!
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.

by prokymannpron May 25, 2021

Jobsworth spam dagger

When a fat, greasy bar man hunts you down because you wont take your wood away and there's a band coming at 6 but your stranded due to adverse weather conditions and your trying to find a canoe

Look you jobsworth spam dagger.. i'm trying to get a canoe to get to you but i might not be there before the band gets there at 6 so you might have to be a hero and cut the wood with your fat spam axe.

by Bryoan April 19, 2012

jobson

jobson, to successfully pull a girl on the dancefloor in a bar/club without speaking to her and only getting in by cupping her fanny

"I went out last night, pulled some girl and took her back to the towers, i knew it'll be alreet"

'did you do a jobson?'

"yea, said nothing to her, cupped her fanny and i was in"

by lowfellsfinest January 30, 2010

Planned Jobsolescence

Term describing the pre-meditated set of accumulated difficulties with Apple devices over time. These difficulties include increasingly insensitive buttons/touch screen, as well as an inability to make use of new network capabilities. Devices inevitably become extremely frustrating to use just as the next generation device comes to market.

The home button on my iPhone 4 crapped out just as the sweet new 5 came out. Planned Jobsolescence has compelled me to donate more money to Apple.

by ursus maritimus July 16, 2014