Chafe Jail

Not being able to have sex or jack off as a result of excessive masturbation or sexual intercourse leading to cuts and bruising on the penis.

He can't shag her tonight he's in chafe jail

by yerda42 November 20, 2018

jail ponies

Common name for Zebras used in Winnipeg.

'You know those horses with the stripes?'
'You mean jail ponies?'

by Thief Ledger December 7, 2018

Covid Jail

When you have the coronavirus and have to self-isolate

“Hey man you wanna go out?”

“Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”

by WonderBlox May 10, 2022

comedy jail

a jail kurtis got sent to cause he made a bad pun

i hope kurtis gets out of comedy jail soon

by gotta sweep December 28, 2020

Jail Daddy

Much like a Sugar daddy a Jail Daddy spoils an inmate male or female while they are locked up. Putting money on their phone and commisary accounts and sometimes visting them.

My Jail Daddy ordered me a subscription to Vogue and put money on my books.

by Mormonpimp July 23, 2023

jail break

when a large group of black people are walking together or rolling deep

EX: "lunch time" : ohh god All the black people are coming "JAIL BREAK!"

by niggasukadick December 22, 2009

Facebook Jail

Putting someone in 'facebook jail' refers to hiding their status updates b/c they (a) annoy you or (b) really fuckin' annoy you. This has no bearing on how you feel about the person, only how you feel about their thoughts contaminating your news feed. Okay, maybe it has a little bearing on what you think of the person, and whether or not it was smart to add them in the first place.

Homie, you are one step away from being put in facebook jail. Your status updates are fucking retarded.

by Seraph Belmont September 14, 2011