Ivan

Soulmate: air to your lungs. Day to your night. Blood in your veins. Beat of your heart. Only person i feel safe to sleep around. I love you with every breath i take.only one. Thing 1 . the only one. Trueloveneverends.

Soulmate. Ivan

by Starsatellitemoon13 June 15, 2019

ivan

god of big dick energy

damn that guy is cool, he's basically ivan

by breadsnorter December 9, 2019

ishan

Ishan is a smart guy but he is super sweaty.

Person 1: Hey, have you done ur homework
Person 2: No but I bet Ishan has

Person 1: Yeh, he really needs to take a shower

by Blue_Bottle August 2, 2020

Natasha Ivanka

A good friend and will make you smile with everything she does. Even if you do something horrible, she will still welcome you with her arms spread out. You'll be lucky to have her as a friend.

Friend #1: Wow! She's so optimistic!
Me: Of course! She's Natasha Ivanka!

by Jinki's 1&ONLY August 27, 2012

iChange

When the predictive text on your iPod or iPhone completely fails and your sentence no longer makes sense

Girl1: "Do your want after smack pie?"
Girl2: "Dude! Whaaaaat?"
Girl1: "Oh, sorry. Complete iChange!"

by Jenley November 28, 2010

Ivan Rod

Ivan Rod is known for controlling all his hoes and also even other people's hoes.

Breezus: Damn Ivan Rod out here controlling all these hoes on CMC.

Tyler Killion: Don't worry Breezus, Captain Save-a-Hoe is here to stop these hoes from Ivan Rod.

by CMCcontroller July 13, 2016

ivanism

Illogical hacky code that is prone to fail and only apply to a single use case

This code is full of ivanisms

by pseudocoder August 7, 2017