instant carmageddon

an unexpected traffic jam, often caused by an accident, that makes you anxious and will cause you to be late for an appointment.

Sorry I'm late but I was driving along fine on Route 95 when I got caught in instant carmageddon.

by bingaling65 July 17, 2011

instant mayan

when you press down real hard on your testicle and instantly flip it right in to a woman's vagina

Hey Chris you know that chick at the bar last night? I gave her an instant mayan.

by sudoadrian November 1, 2011

Instant

instant \'in-stan\ : abbr 1 : quick reference 2 : blink of an eye

when chacha slide play there's an "instant" dance craze along cha cha real smooth

by ChachaSaur2023 June 25, 2023

Instant Relax

Weed

Jacob: Aye ma man, do you have Instant Relax?

by FlyingKP February 6, 2023

Instant loss

Type of genre in hentai or doujins where female main character who believes herself to be strong gets overwhelmed , dominated and get fucked into submission by a stronger male villian , having both her body and mind broken. This type of genre triggers the hateful femoids species (misandrists )and modern day femcel feminists alike .

John : : Have you heard how Delilah saying

she can beat any men, after attending a

few self defense classes?

Mark : : I bet one day she's gonna challenge

a wrong guy and get an instant loss.

by MegaBased GigaChad January 20, 2024

instant pot

A dangerous dark torture sauna for foodstuffs.

Today I used my Instant Pot to torture some meat. It eventually fell apart from the stress and I ate it, laughing maniacally.

by marshanizgut April 28, 2022

Instant

I like 5 years.

Hym "Hurry up we have to go!"

Iam "Sorry, I'll be ready in an instant."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2022