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fart injection threshold

The Fart Injection Threshold (FIT) is the exact pressure necessary for a person's "hiney" which is properly and securely mated with a cloth surface (couch, car seat, pillow, etc.) to break through the somewhat permeable fabric with flatulence. If one cheek of said hiney is higher than the other or your pelvis is tilted, the fart will fail to penetrate the fabric barrier and thus pass through the choad channel and dust the back of your testies.
1. Last week I had to put plastic on my couch because some bad children broke into my house and fumigated my furniture. Good thing scientists have yet to discover how to break the Fart Injection Threshold of 3,000 Mil plastic.

2. Yo, my girlfriend has such a sexy butt, I used to always sniff her car seat. That was until her pops told me that he frequently breaks the Fart Injection Threshold of her car seat when he borrows her car to get Indian food!
by Dr.FartScientist May 4, 2017
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lethal injection

Society's solution for eliminating Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, murderers, and other worthless slime ball criminals from among the living.
Liberal judges can overturn life sentences and set imprisoned Crips and Bloods loose on the streets. The best way to keep Crips and Bloods from committing any more crimes is to use lethal injection.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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Yeast-Infection

1) Another name for a beer buzz.

2) ALCOHOLISM with a strong lust for beer.

3) Inability to stop after just one or two.
1) "Friends don't let friends drive with yeast-infections."

2) "Consuming twelve bottles of beer each day may result in a yeast-infection. "

3) "Dad hasn't worked in 6 months due to a yeast-infection."
by Rencewell November 8, 2011
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Immaculate Infection

married heterosexual couples who claim they have no idea how they became infected with HIV
Jim and Jane have been together for 12 years and just found out they are both HIV positive. Both say they have no idea how they got it; it must have been an Immaculate Infection.
by that chick! April 28, 2010
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zombie infection

zombie infection: a breakout of a virus (infection) causing the dead to come to life and hunt the living and causing ultimate extinction of human race, eventually without control all life on earth.
by last man standing2 August 13, 2011
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viral infection

A Doctors term which translates to "we don't know what the fuck you've got. Go home and rest and hopefully it will go away by itself"!!
Hmmm Yes, Yes, You have a viral infection. Antibiotics won't help. Just go home and rest and take plenty of fluids.
by Nolly76 July 21, 2014
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Dutch Injection

When a person farts near the air intake of a CPAP machine, forcing the fart air through their nose. The CPAP version of a dutch oven.
Jesus man... I had really bad gas last night and I woke up choking after I gave myself a dutch injection.
by JupiterCries December 23, 2016
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