instabake

1. When one inhales a large amount of hash and marijuana, upon the exhale of smoke, one may or may not be insta-baked - the instant sensation of being "baked" has completely entered your body and you are lifted and shifted, higher than the ceiling.

"Instabaked by hash nigga"

by zootedandbooted August 15, 2012

Instablam

An individual that inundates an Instagram feed with multiple photos in a row. Typically seen during a large event, trip away from home, or after the birth of a child.

"Thanks for the Instablam Kevin, hope you had a great vacation..."
"I just got Instablammed by Kevin! Hopefully that band won't play an encore."

by Instaman November 24, 2013

instacisive

Instacisive. Verb. The act, usually of a white female teenager of posting a picture to Instagram and then taking it down when it does not recieve at least 1like per minute. Stems from Instagram and indecisive

Carly's being so instacisive, she's reported a pic three times today, ugh, totally not giving her a like.

by Worried white male December 26, 2013

Instabibble

The part of instagram with stupid, inappropriate, teenage photos

Instabibble - selfies, duckfaces, half naked bathroom pictures

by strawberryseaturtle March 6, 2014

insta-cure

Someone who deletes their photos on Instagram if they don't get enough likes.

"Omg I only have like 3 likes I need to delete this it's so embarrassing"

"Sally ur so insta-cure"

by Penelope4lyfe June 7, 2014

insta thirsty

When u constantly ask people to follow you more than once on instagram..

"Hey Tommy can you add me on instagram."
"No problem man".....

"Hey Tommy can u add me on instagram and give me a shoutout."

"Man stop being insta thirsty

by mirah_salaam July 14, 2015

instacon

Profile picture for Instagram.

Person A : "Hey, your instacon is da bomb.
Person B : "Thanks man, yours too"

by killjoymsfts October 21, 2015