When your ass falls asleep, in the same way that your leg or your arm does. Can occur at any time without warning. It tends to recur, and may be more properly referred to as a chronic condition as such. Reports indicate that some find it pleasant, while others don't.
Person 1: Hey, why is Johnson sitting like that?
Person 2: Well, he told me the other day that he's got butt narcolepsy.
Person 1: Ah, sorry to hear that. Hope he's doing alright with it.
Person 2: Ya he manages.
Person 2: Well, he told me the other day that he's got butt narcolepsy.
Person 1: Ah, sorry to hear that. Hope he's doing alright with it.
Person 2: Ya he manages.
by general_racc April 13, 2017
Get the butt narcolepsymug. An object of scorn or ridicule. Something beneath contempt, a complete and utter piece of fermenting dung.
“I’m going to Subway you want something?”
“Nah fuck that everything in that fuckin shithole is butt-sucky.”
“Nah fuck that everything in that fuckin shithole is butt-sucky.”
by Mr doses November 26, 2019
Get the Butt-suckymug. On Facebook or Instagram, when you click "like" by mistake. This usually can happen when trying to scroll up or down the page on a touchscreen device with your finger and accidentally clicking "like" on a Facebook status or Instagram photo. This can sometimes cause embarrassment.
Originates from the phrase "butt dial" which means to dial someone by mistake with your cell phone; Usually caused by accidentally bumping "dial" with your butt while your phone is in your back pocket.
Originates from the phrase "butt dial" which means to dial someone by mistake with your cell phone; Usually caused by accidentally bumping "dial" with your butt while your phone is in your back pocket.
I didn't mean to butt like that stupid picture my friend posted on Instagram. Now everyone thinks I like pictures of kittens. How embarrassing.
I think I just butt liked someone's status update when I was trying to scroll on my iPhone. I haven't spoken to that person in years. How awkward.
I think I just butt liked someone's status update when I was trying to scroll on my iPhone. I haven't spoken to that person in years. How awkward.
by euflipius March 21, 2013
Get the butt likemug. by Victoriacx April 10, 2015
Get the Butt-Sepsmug. When you sit down and your phone calls or texts a random person from the movement. Usually happens at school or at the office.
by MyNameIsGreg March 27, 2009
Get the Butt-dialmug. A particularly awful smelling fart from deep within the bowels. It has the distinct sulfur odor usually associated with rotten eggs.
by moraleboatanchor August 15, 2012
Get the egg buttmug. V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.
Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."
Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"
Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"
by John Went January 15, 2014
Get the Butt-Snorkelmug.