You bought an iPad, didn't you?

An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.

It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an iPad. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?"

Peter: I want to see the new Twilight movie!
Carl: You bought an iPad, didn't you?

Kyle: Stan, where's the kitchen?
Stan: Right over there Kyle!
*Kyle gets lost in the basement*
Stan: Kyle! You moron! Are you in the basement!?
Eric: Kyle bought an iPad didn't he?

by fire_machine April 14, 2010

Normal iPad Kid

An endangered species. Kids around the age of 9-13 who own an iPad but don’t have severe autism.

Kid: Hi how was your day today?
Person: Huh? Why are you normal?
Kid: Just because I have an iPad doesn’t mean I’m weird.
Person: Oh ok phew you’re a Normal iPad Kid..

by awsomecolin July 18, 2022

Sticky ipad kid

is roc ge

Adam: Roc always licks people.
Oliver: It’s cause he’s a sticky ipad kid

by fortnite gamer 135246 August 14, 2021

Addicted to iPad

When you spend hours and hours on your iPad everyday. It's like an alcohol addiction. You can never get rid of it.

He is Addicted to iPad

by Z4358 December 18, 2012

teds ipad

An iPad that belongs to a guy named Ted

Omg Kelly. It's teds iPad

by J.DAWGdizzle May 23, 2016

Sticky Ipad Kid

A Child that has an Ipad, usually addicted. They wipe chip dust and boogers on the screen, and they bring the Ipad with them into the bathroom. Their Ipad is usually sitting on the ground covered in grease, and getting kicked by the chad older brother.

Dude, look at that weirdo, he's probably a Sticky Ipad Kid.

by Certified Lail-ien July 22, 2023

jary get ipad

Something that happens if Seinfeld still on TV today

"what if Seinfeld still TV today"
"jary get ipad"

by Gjord August 27, 2022