ipad

Those who are clueless what an mp3 player is might call any kind of device with head phones an iPad. Mostly senior citizens

granny 1 : Teenagers today are too obsessed with technology
granny 2 : Yea, they are always listening to their iPads , in our time we had to go out and buy a record off a store
(The above is a true story)

by Takavar June 5, 2005

iPad

The iPad is a revolutionary tablet computer designed and marketed by Apple, meant for internet browsing, media consumption, gaming, and light content creation. Unlike many older tablets, it uses fingertips for input instead of a stylus. Released in April 2010, it introduced a class of devices between smartphones and laptops.

What is the revolutionary device that was released from Apple lately?

That would be the iPad!

by MatthewB123 May 1, 2010

ipaq

A decent mobile computer, sporting a fast processor, but poor ergornomics. Comes with a horrible operating system. The Windows Mobile is poorly designed, extremely slow (compared to Palm OS 5 Garnet), and claims to come with useful Windows software, the truth being, that any Microsoft word document edited on this device is screwed up and can never be viewed properly on a computer again. It also does not support any operating system except Windows. People buy these devices anyway, assuming, that since it is "Windows," it will be compatible with their home computer. Truth is, it really isn't compatible with Windows like it says it is. "Windows" Mobile is a lie.

Unique Features and Selling Points
1. Strange design
2. Stupid operating system sound effects
3. The lie of MS Office compatability.
4. Windows only "support." (no openness)
5. Games
6. Annoying menu.

No, I'm not joking. Think twice before buying a Windows Mobile device of any kind. Don't believe me? Ask Comsumer Reports. Until recently, "high end" Windows mobile devices didn't even appear in the PDA listings. Eventually, they earned their place as "not recommended." People who bash Palm or advise against it generaly know nothing about it. Fear.

Me: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Friend: Apart from crap in a urinal, I bought an ipaq.
Me: I'm so sorry.

My Tungsten T5 runs circles around my friends (now sold) ipaq.

Yay! I have Linux running on my ipaq! It's not crap anymore!

by drbroccoli February 12, 2006

iPad

An electronic reading device that can only be used by non-menopausal women. The device will only operate once a month for a period that coincides with a woman's period.

"Oh I just remembered it's that time of month - I better turn on my iPad."

by honkhiam April 22, 2010

iPad

The first main-stream tablet computer from Apple. It runs on a modified version of the iPhone OS that supports different features such as a changeable background as well as a "flipable" home screen. Many consider a giant iPod touch, however there are a few differences, such as apps that the two devices can run. Often hated on by people that can't afford it, it draws much envy when busted out at a party or buisness meeting.

Whoa!! Is that the new iPad from Apple?

You are retarded for buying an iPad!!! *Thinks to self* I wish I could afford one.....

by JoexBroxFoxSho April 19, 2010

iPad

Apple's new tablet PC. Strange name. Maybe it will be the best Apple product, period.

Can you get a Maxi iPad?

by libala January 27, 2010

Ipad Kid

A Kid or Adult Who Likes to Watch Content on their phone while eating food or snacks.

Why does he always have to watch rick and morty while eating hes such a ipad kid

by Ejgocrxzy March 5, 2022