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hung like a baby 

to say that your wang is equal to your height and weight when you were born
Man: I'm sorry honey, I have a secret I never told you...i'm hung like a baby
Woman: It's ok honey it can't be that small
Man: No...you dont understand...*whips it out*
Woman: *gasps*...*smiles*
hung like a baby by Jake "Pouch" August 17, 2005
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hung like a horse

a huge dick hanging well below your knees, only special people have them.
Big D is hung like a horse
Hung over and sick as a dog
*morning after a big night out* i am hung dog!
hung dog by H-Mac6687 October 12, 2009

hung as a dog 

describing how hung over you are after a heavy night of drinking.
person one: ah fuck! im hung as a dog! fuck! i had such a big night on the turps last nite, pashed some mole, rooted her then threw up all over the place
person two: pedders!
hung as a dog by shanos August 6, 2006
stereotyped, repetitive and seemingly purposeless movements. compulsive fascination with and performance of repetitive, mechanical tasks, such as assembling and disassembling, collecting, or sorting household objects. This behavior may appear similar to the symptoms of OCD. Common in chronic amphetamine users. Similar to tweaking.
Im so hung-up bro, i been up for three days but i cleaned the house, re-organized my dvd collection and shared my entire life story with a friend. That was only the first day..
hung-up by Brentipoo March 9, 2009

hung like a paint can 

"She was tellin' everyone you were hung like a paint can".
hung like a paint can by stan April 12, 2006