quail hunting

A failed hunting excursion that ends with at least one member of the party accidentally being shot by a fellow member.

"Bound ta happen, I reckon; we was out hunting when Billy Bob was shot by Bubba. Didn't know we was quail hunting!"

by Tommyt September 5, 2006

fat kid hunting

The best fucking sport ever invented.
The sport were you circle around the neighbeourhood on an ATV with a harpoon/ shotgun mercilussly hunting any fat kid you may see. This is called Urban fat kid hunting.

Rural fat kid hunting is when you leave a peice of cake in the woods then leave for an hour then come back on an ATv and a shotgun, by then all the fat kids within 500 nautical miles will have picked up the cake's scent and will be wanderng through the woods. Rural fat kid hunting makes for a damn good huntin.

Come on Jim if we don't go fat kid hunting now the fat kids i'll eat each other fighting over the cake, and that doesn't make for damn good huntin'.

by Matt Evening May 25, 2007

cop-hunting

the art of trying to get pulled over and having your car searched by the cops without ever doing anything actually illegal. the goal is to be as sketchy as possible (i.e. baggies with flour) and have the cops call for backup; after relentless searching and questioning, they have nothing on you and are forced to let you go. the cops tend to say something like "this is the oddest search i've ever done in my life" during the course of the stop. because there's nothing to do in rich towns in the FC, like new canaan. invented by grumbles and company.

put eye drops in your eyes to make them watery; pour rubbing alcohol on your shirt so you smell lkie alcohol; empty blunt wrappers; anything else that's random and weird.
"i'm bored. let's go cop-hunting"

by the new canaan gay April 9, 2005

slash hunting

Going to usually the mall or movies or some other location to check out women, Slash coming from the slit in there vagnal area

Hey dude lets go slash hunting
Hey man lets go hunt some slash

by Innocentrage September 4, 2005

Hunting Man

While titty fucking a girl, mounting and cocking the rifle, proceed to fart onto her stomach with your cheeks pressed firmly against her skin, the goose call. Once the girl raises her head in disgust blow one in her face; shoot that goose out of the sky. Finally, fish hook her and drag the her off the bed; bring that goose back to camp.

*If you do not plan to bring the kill back, this last step might be a good time to take a picture of your catch to show your buddies or they will never believe it.

AKA Goose Hunting

"You did what?!? We're goign to have to call you the hunting man!"

by The Monster September 21, 2006

Hurting

Generally pathetic or terrible.

The Yankees have gone 1-6 in their last 7 games...pretty hurting.

by stevo April 3, 2004

Gnome Hunting

A mix of Schizoposting and Nazi dogwhistling, gnome could refer either to the mythlogical creature or jewish people.

guy01 (schizoid) : ''There's gnomes 10 miles out north in that forrest, they've been terrorizing the towns people and the government still denies their existence. we have to get Gnome Hunting''
guy02 : (neo-nazi) ''Theres gnomes in every major city,we must go Gnome Hunting. Sieg Hiel''

by harbinger577 August 9, 2023