Hufflepuff

A gay sex act between two midgets in which one performs fellatio on the other as he eats cheese puffs.

I’ve got a bag of cheese puffs. Now give me a hufflepuff.

by The Puffer August 2, 2018

Hufferd

A large, rather pasty specimen. Whom attracts members of the same gender. Often mistaked for the Michelin man

Look at that Hufferd, it really makes me want to shit in my eyes.

by sk8ter boie January 24, 2010

Hufflepuff

The least favored house in Hogwarts. Hufflepuffs are also weird...

Dart Pleasure has been assigned to Hufflepuff house!

by Hufflewhat? February 4, 2014

Fart Huffer

A person who smells their own farts.
Commonly used as an insult such as a cartoon of Bill Gates fighting Steve Jobs:

Steve Jobs: "NOOGIES FOR THE NERD! Everyone knows PCs are for fart huffers and Macs get you laid!"
Bill: That's just what you want them to think.
Steve: Death to conventional thinking! *Flips desk* *Fight ensues*

by BristolBrick May 20, 2016

Huffed

When the number of years doing something exceeds the number of years you have been alive.

Guys I told them I huffed my time spent on this project, and they extend my deadline.

by PhilAngelo April 2, 2019

hofflenosh

Teh ghey. Hofflenosh is teh ghey, an attempt to immortalise teh ghey posters.

Hofflenoshers : OMG LOL LES CRET A NOO WRD 4 PROTNET LOL (PRON ROFL)HOFFLENOSH.

Arxhon : You're meme has failed.

Me : Hofflenosh is teh ghey

by Lord Balor February 26, 2005

Hufflepuff

The dust particles that come out of a woman's vagenis when they queef. Kids that have 2 moms and 1 of them being a lesbien, normally have a hufflepuff.

When Linda felt pressure in her abdomen, she leaned back and let out a huge hufflepuff

by Versy March 10, 2011