Horned Bastiss

a mythological creature that exists primarily in folk-lore, but actually exists in semi-rare environments world-wide. A Horned Bastiss is almost identical to a common field Bastiss, but the beast has horns. Horned Bastiss's can be friendly if they're full, but run into a Horned Bastiss on an empty stomach.....thats game over buddy.

"Haha, Dean was poking a hooved critter and he made it fart with a stick!"
Dugan replies; "Did it have Horns?"
Dean yells; " hell yeah it had horns, lizard skin and frickin hooves!!"
Dugan sweats and screams; " YOU ITIOTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY EFF'DTHATS A MOTHER F***ING HORNED BASTISS!"

by angelo barrett April 20, 2021

Hored

When you are Horny And Bored coined by Skyle and Slav in BladeeCord Circa 2021

I'm hored asf bro

by slxv September 11, 2021

Hooked

This award is the lowest of the lowest and if you receive this for any reason you know that you messed up big time.

Hey remember that soldier that left?…Yeah! He ended up getting hooked that’s crazy right?

by Johnathan NORIEGA March 11, 2022

Hored

Horny and bored in one word

I’m literally so hored i don’t know what to do

by Mega Whomp June 1, 2022

Horken

Horken the pipe. Holding on to something for too long.

Hey man. Quit horken the pipe.

by Brian Timken July 21, 2022

horkenstein 3000

when a girl sucks your dick using her mouth, both hands, and both feet.

i met this flexible girl at the gym last night and she gave me the horkenstein 3000

by anonymous August 3, 2022

horkenstein 3000

when a girl sucks dick using her mouth, both hands, and both feet

met this flexible girl at the gym she gave me the horkenstein 3000 last night

by balllicker30000 August 3, 2022