hula hoop

cool ring shaped crisps that are about 1cm thick with a abut a 1cm diameter. Come in a variety of flavours, with original being the obvious best.

That fat bastard ate all my hula hoops!

by margheritapizza April 4, 2007

In a hoop

A slang term for being excessively hungover and tired.

Oh man i'm in a hoop after last night!

by Duke Pukem December 6, 2011

Three-fingered hoop

A specific sexual act usually recieved by a female and given by a male. The three smaller fingers are inserted into the vagina while making a circular shape with the index finger and thumb.

"I gave her the old Three-fingered hoop behind the Pittsworth Hotel."

by Randomgene February 21, 2008

furry hoop

Twee British euphemism for a lady's front bottom, or vulva.

He poked her in her furry hoop with his purple veined stick.

by David from Kingsbury October 18, 2005

cock a hoop

adj. 1. triumphantly boastful; exhaulting 2. awry 3. elated, euphoric

she was feeling so cock a hoop she danced and sang outside in the rain

by mmmmmmmmm August 30, 2006

hand hula hoop

A hand-hula-hoop is a one handed gesture, in which you join the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb, thus creating a circle. (hoop)

Also used as an 'OK' signal for divers and swimmers alike, and considered an offensive hand gesture in certain areas, the hand hula hoop is a game to play with friends/idiots.

The Game:

If you are able to coax a player - without moving you hand directly into their line of sight - to look directly at you 'hoop', they are a 'dick'. (See penis)

If they mange to place their index finger inside your hoop without looking at it, they indeed are the victor, and the 'hooper' is a sad and lonley man who should reach for his coat ASAP. (See loser)

Victors of this game are often called Weidner , which is confusing as this is also a term for a cumbersome pilot. see pilot paddy)

Hooper - 'Dude, seen that?'

<player directs friend visions to his hip, next to which he is holding a fine and dandy hand hula hoop>

Victim - 'You dirtbox, your such a chimp i looked right at it.'

by Rammer January 9, 2006

loop hoop

to make someone fall into a carefully placed trap involving loop holes

guy> hey i think allmost all episodes of spongebob suck
girl> what about the one with the bubble buddie
guy> ha ha i said almost youve been loop hooped you dumb bitch

by Bigcoat September 21, 2005