Tony Hoops

Don’t be fooled by the name because they suck at basketball. He is one that loves big juicy balls, and is also clueless about most things. He could be compared to Patrick the Star because most often you find him living under a rock.

Man that idiot is such a Tony hoops.

by Jumbledorf May 18, 2022

Scran the hoop

Anything in the way of eating or licking someone’s anus or having it done to you.

Missed out on my dinner earlier. Oh well. I think my girls coming over I’ll scran the hoop.

by Pseudowho69 April 24, 2021

hoop dance

A new style of dance that has been around for posssibly ten years. It incorporates hula hooping into a dance workout that is fun, feminine and sexy. Maily, viewed at music festivals and clubs.

"The hoop dancers were dancing freely to the music at the festival."

by wild*daisies February 03, 2010

hoop dog

Expresses excitement for something. Similar to "right on!"

- Yo, man, the court's free, let's shoot us some baskets.
- Hoop dog!

by Christopher Hart January 24, 2006

hoop shute

An asshole or vagina that is so large only a basketball could have passed through it to make it that big.

"Sarah has one hell of a hoop shute."

"I fisted that hoop shute."

by John McNally April 25, 2008

hoop scum

shamrock rovers

shamrock rovers are hoop scum

by anti hoop August 02, 2011

Butt Hoops

A sport originating from select groups of the natives around the Amazon river where people jump through hoops butt first.

Tanto and Sasqatchwan and I were thinking of going out to a game of butt hoops a little later.

by Mysteriousdoor June 06, 2010