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Baggy Hoop

Where ones arse has become slack from severe anal penetration.
Gertrude, why does your bottom whistle when you run?

Leroy was in me last night and has left me with a baggy hoop.
by Abuttyout December 12, 2013
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Classroom Hoops

When you have an unwanted piece of paper in a classroom, and you don't feel like wasting the energy (And creating the awkward moment when everyone looks at you when you get up and throw something away) by walking to the trash can to throw it away. So instead, you tap your neighbor on the shoulder and say "Check this". While you crunch up the piece of paper, you imagine yourself making a perfect shot into the trash can in slow motion. As you release the paper ball one of two things can happen: 1)You already know you completely missed and you will look like a complete idiot for wasting your neighbor's (And possibly the girl you still need to ask out's) time to see you throw a piece of paper on the ground. 2) You will make the impossible shot directly into the trash can and get thumbs up and pats on the backs by everyone who saw you perform the feat.
*Takes place in a boring science lesson
Man 1: Yo bro, check out my skills.
Man 2: Go for it.
*Man 1 makes the shot
Man 2: Dude, you have got some serious Classroom Hoops skills!
by duckinator617 July 27, 2010
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hoop dance

A new style of dance that has been around for posssibly ten years. It incorporates hula hooping into a dance workout that is fun, feminine and sexy. Maily, viewed at music festivals and clubs.
"The hoop dancers were dancing freely to the music at the festival."
by wild*daisies February 11, 2010
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hoop dog

Expresses excitement for something. Similar to "right on!"
- Yo, man, the court's free, let's shoot us some baskets.
- Hoop dog!
by Christopher Hart January 25, 2006
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hoop shute

An asshole or vagina that is so large only a basketball could have passed through it to make it that big.
"Sarah has one hell of a hoop shute."

"I fisted that hoop shute."
by John McNally April 25, 2008
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Butt Hoops

A sport originating from select groups of the natives around the Amazon river where people jump through hoops butt first.
Tanto and Sasqatchwan and I were thinking of going out to a game of butt hoops a little later.
by Mysteriousdoor June 9, 2010
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hoop scum

by anti hoop August 2, 2011
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