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I need help

by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020
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Heppy

Hungry + Sleepy = Heppy
Sometimes you can be hangry and sometimes you can be heppy.

After I get baked I feel heppy.
by Salvador Rodriguez January 25, 2019
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helpiana

A twitter slang used by stan twitter as a way to say "help" when someone tweets a disturbingly funny tweet, a stupid tweet, etc.
Fan Account: OMG I ATE CHALKS ACCIDENTALLY
Stan Twitter: HELPIANAAAAA 😭😭
by mekuheluh June 14, 2021
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self helpful

a condition of somebody that reads a lot of self help books and thinks they can solve every problem in life, often recommending these books to their friends instead of actually listening and giving genuine consolation
"I'm so bummed-out caus i just broke up with my boyfriend"

"o, i had that problem once too, you should totally read insert annoying self help title here."

...() () (thanks, you're so self helpful)
by pixelfairy June 24, 2008
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Little Helper

A term used to describe a player stuck shuffling cards at a poker game. It used in (home) tournament poker play when someone is eliminated from play, thereby having nothing else to do. The term is typically applied to male players as the diminutive term "little" adds an extra jab. The term is synonomous with "shuffle beotch".
"John, don't shuffle the cards. Give them to Julio, he's our little helper."
by Haggis McToe February 6, 2009
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self helpless

The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.
I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.
by pixelfairy June 24, 2008
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I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021
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