halloween

Amplified holiday where kids and guys who are dirty minded get into freaky costumes, definitely not recommended,
they also wear dirty minded anime costumes. they should get a life

Person 1: Hey u want to go to Starbucks on Halloween
Person 2: no.

by Nevadas October 3, 2022

Halloween

"Halloween" is an Autumn holiday original derived from a Pagan holiday contemporarily named "All Hallow's Eve." It's more traditional name is Balls Hollow Eve and is based on the practice in which on October 31st Men would carve glory holes into pumpkins and jack off into them; making their balls hollow. This practice was believed to help un-wanted pregnancies which would lead to unwanted births in late July and August. Balls Hollow Eve was practiced to help stagnant and decline infant mortality as July and August were two of the hottest months of the year. Women would typical carry their newborns with them as they plowed fields in the heat; which was often untenable for the infants.

Overtime Men began carving faces into the pumpkins as a form of archaic porn to help hollow their balls faster and do, what they believed, was their part in stopping infant mortality. The faces encouraged the men to Jack off more in these pumpkins that eventually became known as Jack Off Lanterns or Jack O Lanterns.

Did you see the size of my Jack O Lantern for Halloween this year?

by DylanRivera October 5, 2022

halloween

A national holiday, maybe??

Possibly,
1. Halloween is A literal holiday.

2. your mom

Halloween was fun.
"Your mom was fun."

by Nevadas October 24, 2022

Halloween candy time

After trick or treating, you and your friend both get naked and unwrap your candy. Each candy you shove up your ass and your friend attempts to eat the candy in less than 15 seconds. If your friend can't do it the candy is yours and you go again. Else it is your friend's turn.

Me and Charlie had some Halloween candy time in our dorm last night. I ended up vomiting up his rectum, which he seemed to enjoy

by Urdadsgaywastaken October 31, 2023

Halloween

1.The night of the sluts.

2.An excuse for costumed nerds to come out of there mothers basements and walk the streets at night.

"What a Whore-ific Halloween this year. "

"They said creepy john came out for a few hours just to collect some candy for his basement stash."

by Karson with a k October 20, 2011

halloweenies

empty penises

why can't goblins get witches pregant?
they have halloweenies.

by dick November 3, 2003

halloweeny

a person in highschool or older who still goes trick-or-treating instead of going to a party.

Mike: Hey is Doug going to the party?

Andrew: No. He's going trick-or-treating with his little brother instead.

Mike: Wow... what a halloweeny!

by Sakebomb October 17, 2009