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noun, plural half·apples.
a taught scrotum, typically seen during an effort to keep warm whereby the scrotal sack has contracted and pulled in toward the body, forming a scrotal mound reminiscent of half an apple.
noun, plural half·apples.
a taught scrotum, typically seen during an effort to keep warm whereby the scrotal sack has contracted and pulled in toward the body, forming a scrotal mound reminiscent of half an apple.
1)
Lyle: "Dude, you hear what happened to Skyler?"
Bethany: "Oh shit dude, the fuck happened?"
Lyle: "Malfunction down at the shop. Took a belt sander right in the halfapple."
Bethany: "Fuckin' A dude. He ok?"
Lyle: "Fuck if I know. Trish found his plums under the Chevy a couple hours later, but said they was all fucked up and shit."
Bethany: "Fuuuuuuck dude."
Lyle: "Yeah no shit."
2) When Sheila leaned in and saw the veritable army of crabs scurrying throughout Topher's winterbush, she threw up Chinese food on his halfapple.
3) Gladys ground her beef-curtains against her hubby's stubbly halfapple.
Lyle: "Dude, you hear what happened to Skyler?"
Bethany: "Oh shit dude, the fuck happened?"
Lyle: "Malfunction down at the shop. Took a belt sander right in the halfapple."
Bethany: "Fuckin' A dude. He ok?"
Lyle: "Fuck if I know. Trish found his plums under the Chevy a couple hours later, but said they was all fucked up and shit."
Bethany: "Fuuuuuuck dude."
Lyle: "Yeah no shit."
2) When Sheila leaned in and saw the veritable army of crabs scurrying throughout Topher's winterbush, she threw up Chinese food on his halfapple.
3) Gladys ground her beef-curtains against her hubby's stubbly halfapple.
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Gacy is always hitting on girls but has been with the same guy forever. She's confused I shall call her a Sikeadyke or a halfadyke.
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