hadus

1. Something that should not exist
2. Impossible
3. Unnatural

"In the dark I saw a hadus figure."

"Our hadus love is unexplainable, we should hate each other!"

"A hadus noise came from the closet."

by LipTheRapy June 20, 2017

bitch hands

When a man has healthy hands but they are week and slight almost feminine.This conditon is not caused by injury or birthdefect.

Steve tried to open the PVC cement but he could'nt do it with his bitch hands.
My father inlaw tried to intimidate me by squeezing my hand when we were introduced but I politley crushed his bitch hand.

by PERMWORD34 February 27, 2008

Taco Handshake

Female masturbation, a girl using her hands to flick her clit or finger herself.

We always take the time to masturbate, to milk the snake, girls do the taco handshake.

by MC Urban Words December 28, 2010

Edward Forty Hands

Drinking game, where one duct tapes a 40 to each hand and must drink both fortys before removing them from their hands. See also colt 45 hands

Quit being a bitch and finish your Edward Forty Hands.

by jdogg March 30, 2005

Scranton handshake

A firm slap on the ass from one man to another. Originates in the 2008 electoral season, where Joe Biden is shown with his hand seemingly on Barack Obama's ass in a number of campaign advertisements.

After the football game Jack game John a Scranton handshake to honor a game well played.

by HA3141 April 17, 2009

couldn't find his ass with two hands

Someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. A person that has to have jokes explained to them. Even worse, someone that acts as if they don't understand something even when they understand perfectly.

That jerkoff Devlin couldn't find his ass with two hands .

by dempsey4mk July 10, 2006

handsome

someone good-looking, charming, and possess an attractive aura to attract girls.

eg. Kelvin Chua Yao Hui

by Ruud July 1, 2004