handle

A 1.75 litre bottle of alcohol, which is approximately half a gallon. Usually bottles this size have a handle for easy carrying, hence the name.

Get two handles of whiskey, a handle of vodka, and some mixers and we should be good to go.

by AnonymousKain December 28, 2005

Poon Handler

Neil Patrick Harris or one who handles the poon.

Duncan: Man, Blonathan will never get laid.

Kev: Are you kidding?! Blonathan is a fucking poon handler man!

by aquamongoose December 2, 2009

Poon Handler

The act of obtaining or the control of large amounts of

women's vaginas.

To be the master of or dominate poon.

To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.

Jason slapped his old lady so he could leave his own party to find me a girl. Because he was the poon handler.

Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.

Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?

by court day December 9, 2010

Handler

The designated thrower in ultimate

the handler hucked the frisbee. Disappointed that the cutter couldn't get there in time, he yelled, "LAY OUT!!!"

by yeil June 2, 2008

Handlebars

Slang term for the persciption drug Xanex.

Hey, you looken for some handlebars?

by Ceric February 12, 2006

a handle

A huge bottle of alcohol with a handle on the side. 1.75 L

Dude, pick up a handle of rum on your way home and we'll have a party.

by Shelby9885 March 28, 2014

Fart-handle

A person who has done something so lame that their existence is similar to a structural element of graspable flatulence.

"4? Dude, I thought you only had 3 DUI's, You are a major Fart-handle!"

by Sean Delay January 5, 2009